By DeeDee - 04/02/2014 22:08 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML
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xblaine 17

What an attention *****.

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

That's why sarcasm became so popular... What an asshole.

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ChenEighty 20

5, I think we're all just wondering what the hell that comment meant as a whole...

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Sports_guy3 28

She was still drunk after the Super Bowl. Assuming she's a Seahawks fan.

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

Sarcasm doesn't involve jokes to be ended. And no. Football is boring. But if I had to choose.. Sure.

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smokecloud_ 37

Us Broncos fans are still drowning our miseries too. And I'm also confused my 1s comment, to make my own comment more relevent.

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184886837272837 32

Just, just get out of here... seriously go away. Don't come back. Please?

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ChenEighty 20

47, there's been much, much worse, especially in he comments of '09 FMLs...

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juan3611 14

Sometimes when I'm alone I like to rub barbecue sauce all over my cat, and pretend I gave birth to it.

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FangirlingAlways 14

So much thread jacking. Change of subject, POTATOS.

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Axipiter 24

I favourited this FML just so I could go back and reread this thread.

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Cwizer 17

confusion is victorious!!! You've been duped

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ffffffffck 13

I honestly can't think of anything stupid enough to make this even more pointless.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I love lamp.

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

Haha 72 Anchorman :P It's like every single comment I make gets thumb downed. I could say up this if you live on Earth and still get downed. Oh well..

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

79, as a veteran FML commenter (between this account and my last I probably have around 1000 comments) one thing I've learned is this: If you get thumbed down, don't try to explain yourself. It just leads to more downvotes. Just move along. Also, saying relevant/funny stuff helps. And use correct grammar. I'm not being a grammar Nazi, but it helps.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Oh, and saying "Thumbs up this if____" will get your comment buried every time.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

"**** bees!" No, **** you Dane **** (intended), bees give us honey. Wtf did you ever give us?

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finch01 18

should make him answering part of the act.

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iglesia 11

That would just encourage the way he was treating his sibling, though. Smart but might have adverse effects

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xblaine 17

What an attention *****.

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littlem91 29

Agreed. The simple answer is to feed into his need for attention; make mocking him the subject of many of your jokes. Win-win. And maybe keep your material somewhere safe and private in future.

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MisterDoge 14

It's hard enough to have the courage to go up there and to have it ruined by your own brother sucks. I would have ran out from embarrassment.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

I would've had his ass thrown out or tried to turn my jokes into insulting him

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SgtAssCheeks 21

agreed with #22 I would've went backstage, come back with a chair and throw it at him. Brotherly rivalry just got a whole lot more serious.

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Razi_tail 25

I agree with 22, I would have called security on his ass!

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olpally 32

You should just call him a jackass every time he says something.

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746278Ab 14

Wow your brother needs to grow up and if that your job he shouldn't be messing with it.

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