Sure they can give you a veggie they say yes. But when it comes vibrator they say "hell NO!"

Noor, how many times would that be now?

If your mom did it because she's worried you are too lonely, as you are in post break-up stage, and that's rough, it's still weird, but kind of thoughtful. But if not, stick the condom on your lovely zucchini, chop it up, and make her a nice salad. :)

you're mom's a *****

#49, it's not just a nun, It's the Terminat-Noor!!!!

At least it wasn't a cucumber, sometimes they have "warts" and that wouldnt have been a pretty sight.

For ***** and giggles.... Buy some smaller zucchini and a pack of diapers. Put said diapers on the zucchini and introduce the new grandkids to your parents and say the condom broke! :p

Everybody run from the ninja Terminat-Noor! Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!! She's killing e'erybody out hurr. Oh yea! Husbands... Hide yo husbands too.

YDI for moaning about it and not having a sense of humour

#72, she's not killing the husbands, she's marrying all of them! She a ninja polyandrist!