Message in a mattress

By FASHlONABLE - 05/04/2010 07:32 - United States

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Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
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Blur009er 0

territory claimed

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Peacemaker9 7

lmao at #1 but hell mr Connor there marked his territory the old fashion way marking the bitch

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iAmPaul 49

lol nice one Connor

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ashlynn610 12

21 you're pic is sexxyyy!!! lmao(:

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Blazingcrono 6

Lol total badass by Connor. This isn't a FML btw, there's no mention of naughtiness.

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RachelTheLoser 0

hahahahahaha!!!!! xD this fml is hilarious..

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lmfao1643 3

You have no other options.... kill them bith and make more twins.

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Erkxx3S 0

my neighbors name is Connor oh my

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ButterflyBaby 0

50 ur kinda hot..

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ButterflyBaby 0

50 ur kinda hot...

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BABiiRAWr 0

maybe I should do this to my girlfriend "To all you future chicks, Rose was here first" haha eat your heart out girls and guys

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Tweak24 0

lol this is full of win. connor needs a high five

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BABiiRAWr 0

63- I love you too <33

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

Connor FTW lol

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Someone_somewere 7

hahahaha my name is Connor spelled the same way too :P

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ReyEr9412 0

Connor should have just branded the op with a big C

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cstetchman 0

Legendary is the perfect word lol!! but I agree! change your sheets more often !!

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PiiScHkE 0

Youre gonna see this in the next history book

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Maplez5500 0

where'd my post go?! grr I hate when this happens but I do get past anti flood though

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WildTiger66 0

I'm pretty sure he coukdve gone with his animal iinstints and just pissed on her. doggy style

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smellyoldlady 0

haha #11 is hott lol

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cearalaken 0

connor is ****** awesome!!

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sophiem4861 0

I can see a new fml here... today, my daughter came home from a week long class trip. I decided to clean her room and found a note under her matress saying "for all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML :) that Connors got skills :) x

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hollisterrchic94 0

for real!!! hahah nice one dude, even though i'm a chick i think that way of "marking his territory" is pretty freakin hillarius. that sounds like something my boyfriend would do. lol and i'd let him

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Thabb 0

I actually lol'd at this in real life, not just saying it's funny.

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michalch98 4

well obviusly we have a rapist here....

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Sadlittlekid 0

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Suck a fat one ya hoe.

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Blur009er 0

territory claimed

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michie56 0

wordd!! I wonder what his mom was thinking lmfaoo

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Cinn_fml 22

No, Connor sorted that out for the OP :P Also, @OP, that isn't really an FML unless your mum is really uptight about staying a virgin. In which case FYL. However Connor sounds like a bit of a legend there.

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DarkAngelChelle 0

Man that would suck. I'm sorry :(

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erikmarkus 0

In soviet Russia, virginity loses YOU!

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nrose1000 0

lol nice. in soviet Russia, Connor pwns U

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makingyouhappy33 3

i am sorry but that is hilarious! roflmao

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PsychoMerk 0

bwahaha!!! c xD I should do that to my bf :p

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s5n1el 0

hahahahahahaha do it!

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