By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
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Alup132 22

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

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Alup132 22

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

i know loads of lesbians who have sex with men once in a while and are adamant they're not bi

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

Major_Haywire 7

Maybe she thinks you wear the strap-on and thought she could save you some cleaning

Yes, because I can't even begin to count how many unwanted strapon pregnancies happen every day!

Major_Haywire 7

That’s how but plugs are born

Epic water balloon fight!

slowhandjp 16

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't get pregnant.

Just say "thanks, that's maybe handy when I'm dating a trans girl!" and watch her head explode lmao

Look at it this way: You've now got 5 boxes of condoms to sell to friends who might be too embarrassed to go to a store to buy them. Can you say "cha-ching!"?

Mooglefox 23

At least she wants you to have safe sex.

Suaria 37

The good part is you can turn them into dental dams or give them away to people for free.