By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
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Alup132 22

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

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Alup132 22

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

i know loads of lesbians who have sex with men once in a while and are adamant they're not bi

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

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Major_Haywire 7

Maybe she thinks you wear the strap-on and thought she could save you some cleaning

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Memnoc 26

Yes, because I can't even begin to count how many unwanted strapon pregnancies happen every day!

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Major_Haywire 7

That’s how but plugs are born

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RichardPencil 30

Epic water balloon fight!

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slowhandjp 16

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't get pregnant.

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mssileas 25

Just say "thanks, that's maybe handy when I'm dating a trans girl!" and watch her head explode lmao

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Look at it this way: You've now got 5 boxes of condoms to sell to friends who might be too embarrassed to go to a store to buy them. Can you say "cha-ching!"?

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Mooglefox 23

At least she wants you to have safe sex.

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Suaria 38

The good part is you can turn them into dental dams or give them away to people for free.

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