Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Alup132 22

Thursday 8 August 2019 22:36

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 9 August 2019 1:52

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

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Alup132 22

Thursday 8 August 2019 22:36

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 9 August 2019 1:12

i know loads of lesbians who have sex with men once in a while and are adamant they're not bi

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 9 August 2019 1:52

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

Major_Haywire 7

Friday 9 August 2019 3:07

Maybe she thinks you wear the strap-on and thought she could save you some cleaning

Memnoc 26

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Friday 9 August 2019 3:17

Yes, because I can't even begin to count how many unwanted strapon pregnancies happen every day!

Major_Haywire 7

Friday 9 August 2019 10:17

That’s how but plugs are born

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 9 August 2019 4:12

Epic water balloon fight!

slowhandjp 16

Friday 9 August 2019 4:16

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't get pregnant.

mssileas 25

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Friday 9 August 2019 7:44

Just say "thanks, that's maybe handy when I'm dating a trans girl!" and watch her head explode lmao

BurnInDemonFire 32

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Friday 9 August 2019 17:31

Look at it this way: You've now got 5 boxes of condoms to sell to friends who might be too embarrassed to go to a store to buy them. Can you say "cha-ching!"?