Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
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Alup132
| 22
5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...
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TrashlifeKaylala
| 10
Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again
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Alup132
| 22
5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...
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ThatOneLonelyAsian
| 11
i know loads of lesbians who have sex with men once in a while and are adamant they're not bi
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TrashlifeKaylala
| 10
Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again
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Major_Haywire
| 2
Maybe she thinks you wear the strap-on and thought she could save you some cleaning
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Memnoc
| 26
Yes, because I can't even begin to count how many unwanted strapon pregnancies happen every day!
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Major_Haywire
| 2
That’s how but plugs are born
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RichardPencil
| 27
Epic water balloon fight!
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slowhandjp
| 9
Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't get pregnant.
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mssileas
| 25
Just say "thanks, that's maybe handy when I'm dating a trans girl!" and watch her head explode lmao
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BurnInDemonFire
| 26
Look at it this way: You've now got 5 boxes of condoms to sell to friends who might be too embarrassed to go to a store to buy them. Can you say "cha-ching!"?
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Mooglefox
| 23
At least she wants you to have safe sex.
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Suaria
| 36
The good part is you can turn them into dental dams or give them away to people for free.