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time to change the roommate... or lock your room always
Knock his ass to the floor and show him what happens to creeps like him.
....Time to call the police is more like it!! Pretty sure it's a sex offense...............
I would love to see her try proving that in court
How is locking the door going to help? They're ROOMmates
Just tell him to stop and if he doesn't then ask him to leave if it bothers you
"Molester"
What ever you do don't fall for the "does this towel smell moldy" trick!!!!....
I don't think it bothers.
If she doesn't like that, then she shouldn't have to put up with it.
Oh, it seems you've made a typo. Better *kick him out, report him to the landlord, call the police, change the locks, and get a restraining order so you never have to deal with this bull shit again. There. I fixed it for you. :)
HELL NO!
#4 IF you had a roommate that put a sausage in your butt while you're sleeping, would you get used to it?!! I doubt it. Unless you're gay, in that case you will get used to it. Maybe maybe not.
what does being gay have to do with it? It is still unwanted sexual advances.
Time to install some personal space rules, OP. As in "my chest is off limits at all times."
Time to buy a security system...for your room
They can taco about it as long as he's not jalapeño your face.
Or in ops case jalapeno boobies.
that's nacho business.
Out, all of you. Get out. PUNS ARE BANNED
51, Puns are love.
You guys are so punny
As creepy as it is, I can't say that it doesn't sound delicious. He should hook up with the pretzel girl !
Breakfast in bed? How sweet of him.
Breast burrito ever !
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Try sleeping with your clothes on for once.
So, wait...if she is in her own room sleeping naked, that gives creepo the right to do things to her body? Please never ever breed and stay the hell away from all women always.
Whoooa don't push him towards men....
Good point, devildog. Allow me to rephrase. #10, stay the hell away from all humans and animals if you think it's okay to do something to a person without their permission when he/she is asleep.
That's disturbing.
I may get down voted here, but I think there are a few options here. 1, they're really close friends that just moved in together and play pranks on each other all the time and this doesn't bother her as much as we assume. 2, they're friends, possibly do pranks on each other, and this does bother her. And the scariest... 3, this is a new roommate that she either didn't know or didn't know well and he's just being a total creeper in which case she should absolutely run. I do think there is a chance of this being #1 though because I just find it hard to believe, and find it really scary, that some creeper just does this without being best friends and in a prank war!
It is disturbing, but it still makes me hungry.
My roommate would "sneak" guys into our room while I was sleeping then have them leave before I woke up. She really thought I'd never notice.
And that's comparable how?
Both bad roommates
Definitely not comparable still haha
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time to change the roommate... or lock your room always
You should taco bout it with him