By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 480
You deserved it 1 588

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Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

No, no, no. Get even! Add Nair to his shampoo.

You must be a heavy sleeper :o

Did you wake up?

No, OP was asleep while he was burning away. For real, use your brain.

sarcasm doesn't come across well in writing does it

sarcasm was pretty obvious #7 dang calm urself friend

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

Of course he apologized, he's Canadian right?

No amount of apologizing would fix one man intentionally setting fire to another man's beard. . even in Canada.

You re lucky he went for your facial hair :')

I hope that you know what to burn when your roommate falls asleep!

Guess that friendship went up in flames, fyl.

I think it's time you literally fight fire with fire!

You must have lost a majestic beard if it was long enough to be burned. FYL

hey hey hey. stop giving thumbs down to this man.He's right tho, losing beard is like losing a pet. it takes great time n patience to grow beard