By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 535
You deserved it 1 599
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thawny_fml 21

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

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Twigman8 15

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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thawny_fml 21

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

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cameowhitten 12

No, no, no. Get even! Add Nair to his shampoo.

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gamermonster 34

No, OP was asleep while he was burning away. For real, use your brain.

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olliebush123 15

sarcasm doesn't come across well in writing does it

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rhiley 26

sarcasm was pretty obvious #7 dang calm urself friend

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Twigman8 15

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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hman1025 17

Of course he apologized, he's Canadian right?

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aruden 25

No amount of apologizing would fix one man intentionally setting fire to another man's beard. . even in Canada.

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FemskyD 26

You re lucky he went for your facial hair :')

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lexred 30

I hope that you know what to burn when your roommate falls asleep!

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SubparAtBest 23

Guess that friendship went up in flames, fyl.

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melbournearsenal 18

I think it's time you literally fight fire with fire!

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sunsetium 14

You must have lost a majestic beard if it was long enough to be burned. FYL

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supr_sexy 9

hey hey hey. stop giving thumbs down to this man.He's right tho, losing beard is like losing a pet. it takes great time n patience to grow beard

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