I hand it to her she's great but she shouldn't have told you that congrats on your second child though

And we also know the real reason OP's dad spontaneously yelled out "oh God!" in church.

she's 19 and has 1 kid and is happy about another on the way??

#75 hands it to her

Who's 19? Wutchu talkin bout, Willis?

@90 #82 assumed that the op is 19 since their username ends in 97, although that would only make the op 17.

Holy Jizz...

That's what I was thinking! OP tell your mom great job

The husband probably had an article of clothing on his lap under which the wife snuck her hand and did the deed. Impressive.

God noticed.

perhaps Everyone thought he was shouting "oh god" cause he was feeling the sermon.

Everyone else's eyes were closed during prayer time?

I jacked off on a bus without anyone noticing ~ beat that OP's mother. And #48, that would have to be a quickie then.

#77 I feel like it would be a lot easier to do it to yourself than it would be to do it to someone else...

Well played pun. I salute you.

I hope she didn't literally pull it off. :-)

Well, you gotta 'hand' it her.

Um, I ran out. Where do you get yours?

Sadly not...