By jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa

By jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa
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I hand it to her she's great but she shouldn't have told you that congrats on your second child though
she's 19 and has 1 kid and is happy about another on the way??
#75 hands it to her
That's what I was thinking! OP tell your mom great job
The husband probably had an article of clothing on his lap under which the wife snuck her hand and did the deed. Impressive.
God noticed.
Everyone else's eyes were closed during prayer time?
I jacked off on a bus without anyone noticing ~ beat that OP's mother. And #48, that would have to be a quickie then.
#77 I feel like it would be a lot easier to do it to yourself than it would be to do it to someone else...
Well played pun. I salute you.
I hope she didn't literally pull it off. :-)
Well, you gotta 'hand' it her.
Well congratulations on expecting!
Wow your mother is a piece of work. Congratulations on the news about your second child.
pop open the brain bleach!
Um, I ran out. Where do you get yours?
We need time machines. That way, you could have shot back "The real achievement is that I got knocked up in church. It's an immaculate conception! If you want me to aim any higher than that, you're screwed."
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Holy mother of OP she's good.
She's good. How the hell do you do that in church with nobody noticing.