FML : Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently...

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Handblocked - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 06:00 /

Intimacy

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By Leeono | 26

#7684675 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 13:54

Talk about a buzz kill.

By Sinshine | 25

#7687523 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:05

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

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By Leeono | 26

#7684675 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 13:54

Talk about a buzz kill.

blightsight | 10

#7687536 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:48

hah. buzz

By Sinshine | 25

#7687523 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:05

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.