FML : Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently...

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Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Handblocked - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 06:00 /

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By Leeono | 24

#7684675 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 13:54

Talk about a buzz kill.

By Sinshine | 21

#7687523 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:05

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

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By Leeono | 24

#7684675 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 13:54

Talk about a buzz kill.

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blightsight | 10

#7687536 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:48

hah. buzz

By Sinshine | 21

#7687523 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:05

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7687524 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:12

Grandma - 1
Vibrator - 0

By RichardPencil | 25

#7687535 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 6:39

Too bad you cheaped out and didn’t buy the ball gag Amazon recommended with your purchase.

You could have gone to town after the old gal dozed off.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7687549 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 7:29

Lol I bet grandma has a bigger one 🤣🤣😂

By FuNiErside | 6

#7687593 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 11:15

Didn't know you could cock block a vibrator.

By FuNiErside | 6

#7687601 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 11:37

If you feel bad just think how your vibrator feels. just got cock blocked by g-ma.

By skippydoda | 30

#7687602 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 11:43

if you don't live alone, then you need to do that in your bedroom... ALWAYS

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julfunky | 25

#7687850 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:35

It sounds like she DOES live alone.

By Zekfen | 17

#7687722 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 16:44

Was it a rabbit you raced home with? Looks like the tortoise won this race.

By tounces7 | 21

#7687746 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 18:04

Why was your door not locked? Do you live in Canada?

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raven_of_azarath | 25

#7687762 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 18:46

Maybe Grandma had a key? When I moved out, I gave my closest relative a key to my place just in case anything happened.

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