By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

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Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML
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Sinshine 28

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And ******* ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

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Sinshine 28

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And ******* ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Grandma - 1 Vibrator - 0

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RichardPencil 30

Too bad you cheaped out and didn’t buy the ball gag Amazon recommended with your purchase. You could have gone to town after the old gal dozed off.

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Charlie Given 26

Lol I bet grandma has a bigger one 🤣🤣😂

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FuNiErside 7

Didn't know you could **** block a vibrator.

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FuNiErside 7

If you feel bad just think how your vibrator feels. just got **** blocked by g-ma.

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skippydoda 32

if you don't live alone, then you need to do that in your bedroom... ALWAYS

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julfunky 29

It sounds like she DOES live alone.

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Zekfen 17

Was it a rabbit you raced home with? Looks like the tortoise won this race.

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tounces7 27

Why was your door not locked? Do you live in Canada?

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raven_of_azarath 34

Maybe Grandma had a key? When I moved out, I gave my closest relative a key to my place just in case anything happened.

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