By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 286
You deserved it 587

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Talk about a buzz kill.

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

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Talk about a buzz kill.

That's just rude of her. At least call before inviting yourself over. And fucking ring the doorbell instead of just walking into a place you don't own.

Grandma - 1 Vibrator - 0

Too bad you cheaped out and didn’t buy the ball gag Amazon recommended with your purchase. You could have gone to town after the old gal dozed off.

Lol I bet grandma has a bigger one 🤣🤣😂

Didn't know you could cock block a vibrator.

If you feel bad just think how your vibrator feels. just got cock blocked by g-ma.

if you don't live alone, then you need to do that in your bedroom... ALWAYS

It sounds like she DOES live alone.

Was it a rabbit you raced home with? Looks like the tortoise won this race.

Why was your door not locked? Do you live in Canada?

Maybe Grandma had a key? When I moved out, I gave my closest relative a key to my place just in case anything happened.