Onan would be proud

By concernedcousin - 05/10/2019 12:00

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Today, my little twelve year-old cousin who is staying with us for a while so his parents can "work out issues" ran into my room, his face ghostly white. He begged me to take him to the hospital because he "tugged" on his penis too much in the shower, and was "bleeding milky stuff." Sigh. FML
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If you ever needed an answer to the question "does Sex Ed belong in schools?", thrn hopefully this can shed some light on that

How does he not know those basic things at age 12? Doesn't he go to school? His parents definitely need to work out more things than they are right now.

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Just be a grown-up about it and explain the... Ahem... Ins and outs to him. Maturity breeds Maturity

How does he not know those basic things at age 12? Doesn't he go to school? His parents definitely need to work out more things than they are right now.

My brother is 12 and just learned what cum is bc he heard someone talking about it. School did not teach him anything

If you ever needed an answer to the question "does Sex Ed belong in schools?", thrn hopefully this can shed some light on that

either be a good human and explain to him what's going on, or act like he's dying and quarantine him.

You should have taken him as asked him to prepare a will on the ride to the hospital. Hospital staff need a good laugh and you should see whether he'd give you his video game system and phone.

There's always a first time... I'd rather have a 12 years old boy not knowing what's going on than one already addict to Youp*rn. And these days, thanks to Internet, most kids are in the second category. Sigh.