By concernedcousin - 5/10/2019 12:00

Onan would be proud

  Today, my little twelve year-old cousin who is staying with us for a while so his parents can "work out issues" ran into my room, his face ghostly white. He begged me to take him to the hospital because he "tugged" on his penis too much in the shower, and was "bleeding milky stuff." Sigh. FML
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By  Sinshine  |  26

How does he not know those basic things at age 12? Doesn't he go to school? His parents definitely need to work out more things than they are right now.

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By  Sinshine  |  26

How does he not know those basic things at age 12? Doesn't he go to school? His parents definitely need to work out more things than they are right now.

By  RichardPencil  |  27

You should have taken him as asked him to prepare a will on the ride to the hospital.

Hospital staff need a good laugh and you should see whether he'd give you his video game system and phone.

By  Nhayaa  |  16

There's always a first time... I'd rather have a 12 years old boy not knowing what's going on than one already addict to Youp*rn. And these days, thanks to Internet, most kids are in the second category. Sigh.