Friends, Smartphone, Accident and Technology: Slam dunk

Slam dunk

By YEET - 21/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was trying to find my phone. My friend found it, and instead of handing it to me like a normal person, he threw it at me. I'm terrible at catching stuff. It bounced off my arm and landed in his cup of Sprite. FML

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You deserved it 130

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 498

You deserved it 13 112

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 777

You deserved it 38 983

By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 587

You deserved it 2 207

By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 4 135

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 661

You deserved it 8 960

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 352

You deserved it 680

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 23 077

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 225

You deserved it 899

Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 804

You deserved it 362

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 830

You deserved it 42 136

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:19

A million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:32

Phones don't fare any better in water. And isn't that what's really important here?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:19

A million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:27

Soda is incredibly unhealthy anyways. I ditched it completely since 2017 for a better life. Drink water instead.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:32

Phones don't fare any better in water. And isn't that what's really important here?

tarababy24 5

Wednesday 21 December 2022 18:08

Is wasn’t McDonald’s sprite was it?!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 24 December 2022 23:00

And that's when you tell your friend he'll be buying you a new phone.

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Same thing different taste

FIFA 2020

Prank or brain melt?

Clumsy ass

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