Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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sxe_beast
| 11
Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?
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ktsthrlnd
| 3
kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm
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youngbuck10
| 9
What a dick. Was it worth the months of flirting for op?
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quade25
| 0
haha proplly if he can get 2 easy
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Drigr
| 9
still wondering how you get locked IN a house..
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enonymous
| 8
Flirting being farting in the guys hand few months ago. then later after getting she fell asleep with the vibrator in her still.
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ktsthrlnd
| 3
kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm
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tyty22796
| 0
haha so true
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OWNZ
| 0
Thats not creepy at all :D
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It's a twisted love affair.
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agentx52
| 13
This FML is obviously fake. You can't get locked IN an apartment.
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JoanT
| 11
My front door knob has broken twice I had to remove it once and climb out a window the second time it is actually possible
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soad4life
| 2
how the hell do you get locked in?!?
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thatonename
| 7
just a theory here. a door with nothing but a deadbolt style that you need to be outside to lock. she can get out but can not re-lock the door?
of course none of that should matter after getting the "let's just be friends" line, but maybe op is still hopeful for a relationship?
complete conjecture, poke as many holes as you'd like.
of course none of that should matter after getting the "let's just be friends" line, but maybe op is still hopeful for a relationship?
complete conjecture, poke as many holes as you'd like.
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sxe_beast
| 11
Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?
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Chazzymine
| 0
they have deadbolts that have to be locked and unlocked on both sides.
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lmaoatall
| 6
I'm confused too!
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flavboarder
| 9
why would they have locks on the outside of a door
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sxe_beast
| 11
@29, that makes sense I guess. Its kind of creepy though.
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sgtrobswifey
| 0
I'm confused.. he locked you, "in" his apartment??
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ayooBrandon
| 12
me too I thought you could only be locked "out" not locked "in"
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KaySL
| 24
Lots of older doors in the UK don't have latch releases, just a keyhole on both sides.
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sourgirl101
| 28
Deadbolt! Oh yes you can! Every home I lived in has iron bars too, so no breaking a window to get off either.
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alex6946
| 10
KaySL you are very smart!
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ayooBrandon
| 12
so the lock is outside the apartment?
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HannahForbesxo
| 13
You should crap in his kettle or something as a nice goodbye present.
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johnson94
| 5
I don't think it is odd at all that you thought to do that.. haha
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HannahForbesxo
| 13
Kevin Bridges reference? I guess hardly anyone will know since he's a Glaswegian comedian.
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Person1233
| 12
YDI for your second sentence. It was poorly written.
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bmboente15
| 0
you both are retarded. him for locking it and you for not being able to get out
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Nerry_fml
| 0
am I the only one that finds it creepy that this guy can lock women in his apartment?