haha proplly if he can get 2 easy

still wondering how you get locked IN a house..

Flirting being farting in the guys hand few months ago. then later after getting she fell asleep with the vibrator in her still.

haha so true

Thats not creepy at all :D

It's a twisted love affair.

This FML is obviously fake. You can't get locked IN an apartment.

My front door knob has broken twice I had to remove it once and climb out a window the second time it is actually possible

just a theory here. a door with nothing but a deadbolt style that you need to be outside to lock. she can get out but can not re-lock the door? of course none of that should matter after getting the "let's just be friends" line, but maybe op is still hopeful for a relationship? complete conjecture, poke as many holes as you'd like.

they have deadbolts that have to be locked and unlocked on both sides.

I'm confused too!

why would they have locks on the outside of a door

@29, that makes sense I guess. Its kind of creepy though.

me too I thought you could only be locked "out" not locked "in"

Deadbolt! Oh yes you can! Every home I lived in has iron bars too, so no breaking a window to get off either.

KaySL you are very smart!

I don't think it is odd at all that you thought to do that.. haha

Kevin Bridges reference? I guess hardly anyone will know since he's a Glaswegian comedian.