By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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sxe_beast 11

Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?

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ktsthrlnd 3

kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm

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youngbuck10 9

What a dick. Was it worth the months of flirting for op?

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Drigr 9

still wondering how you get locked IN a house..

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enonymous 8

Flirting being farting in the guys hand few months ago. then later after getting she fell asleep with the vibrator in her still.

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ktsthrlnd 3

kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm

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OWNZ 0

Thats not creepy at all :D

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's a twisted love affair.

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agentx52 13

This FML is obviously fake. You can't get locked IN an apartment.

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JoanT 11

My front door knob has broken twice I had to remove it once and climb out a window the second time it is actually possible

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thatonename 7

just a theory here. a door with nothing but a deadbolt style that you need to be outside to lock. she can get out but can not re-lock the door? of course none of that should matter after getting the "let's just be friends" line, but maybe op is still hopeful for a relationship? complete conjecture, poke as many holes as you'd like.

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sxe_beast 11

Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?

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Chazzymine 0

they have deadbolts that have to be locked and unlocked on both sides.

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flavboarder 9

why would they have locks on the outside of a door

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sxe_beast 11

@29, that makes sense I guess. Its kind of creepy though.

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sgtrobswifey 0

I'm confused.. he locked you, "in" his apartment??

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ayooBrandon 12

me too I thought you could only be locked "out" not locked "in"

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sourgirl101 28

Deadbolt! Oh yes you can! Every home I lived in has iron bars too, so no breaking a window to get off either.

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alex6946 10

KaySL you are very smart!

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ayooBrandon 12

so the lock is outside the apartment?

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HannahForbesxo 13

You should crap in his kettle or something as a nice goodbye present.

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johnson94 5

I don't think it is odd at all that you thought to do that.. haha

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HannahForbesxo 13

Kevin Bridges reference? I guess hardly anyone will know since he's a Glaswegian comedian.

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Person1233 12

YDI for your second sentence. It was poorly written.

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bmboente15 0

you both are retarded. him for locking it and you for not being able to get out

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Nerry_fml 0

am I the only one that finds it creepy that this guy can lock women in his apartment?

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