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kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm
This FML is obviously fake. You can't get locked IN an apartment.
how the hell do you get locked in?!?
just a theory here. a door with nothing but a deadbolt style that you need to be outside to lock. she can get out but can not re-lock the door? of course none of that should matter after getting the "let's just be friends" line, but maybe op is still hopeful for a relationship? complete conjecture, poke as many holes as you'd like.
Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?
why would they have locks on the outside of a door
I'm confused.. he locked you, "in" his apartment??
You should crap in his kettle or something as a nice goodbye present.
Kevin Bridges reference? I guess hardly anyone will know since he's a Glaswegian comedian.
YDI for your second sentence. It was poorly written.
am I the only one that finds it creepy that this guy can lock women in his apartment?
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Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?
kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm