Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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waffule365 16
Bands like that don't deserve fans.
Gutafaerie 2
Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?
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Comments (101)
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Wow.. It's not your fault, you were only trying to do your job, maybe explain to him what you do?
vigorblade 2
He was trying to let her do a job.
MrSassypants 34
#34, sure he was going to want OP to do a job, but the job he wanted done wasn't OP's job.
BigMacBoi 3
Yes, I'm sure a fellow like that will listen to reasoning.
Gutafaerie 2
Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?
Bakarra 22
Well they don't go out and ask the fans to suck their dicks, as long as the majority of fans are happy they'll **** around backstage all they want...
Selphis 20
Divas...
waffule365 16
Bands like that don't deserve fans.
Bakarra 22
My friend once opened for Avril lavigne and he said she was a huge bitch but regardless she still has tons of fans because they never see that kind of backstage stuff
zango1 15
That's not the first time that I've heard Avril Lavigne referred to as a bitch. It seems she does have her head placed firmly up her own backside.
Fsvb 32
Well, she did also have that clip where she thought it was fun to bully some guy dressed in some weird costume for his job. That already made me think she's a bitch.
182yellowgreen41 10
46, she when she was married to Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 she cheated on him multiple times, then kicked him out of his house. He then produced her new album and wrote What the Hell about him. Listen to any songs fro Screaming Bloody Murder and you can tell how sad he was over it.
skilova4lifezzz 19
That's my favourite album!! But a he really destroyed him, I hate how people who are famous think they can just do anything like that and get away with it.
icryevrytime 7
Nikki Manaj was probably the one performing
awaydoggy 8
yeah right，she got a big ****
mr_sarcastic416 29
in that case, maybe it was lady gaga
mr_sarcastic416 29
maybe it was lady gaga
caysters 12
I dunno, you seen that woman?!?! I wouldn't be surprised if niki manaj pulled out a big dick one day.
Jiinxx 8
Minaj*
tehdarkness 21
That comment made my day
UsernameSara 10
I still love you.
BunBunBabe 8
?
andyyroxx 20
I'm never buying his album. Sorry, OP.
sulitak 27
OP didn't mention who the performer was
andyyroxx 20
So? I'm assuming it's a male due to the **** sucking comment. It doesn't matter who the performer was, that was a very rude comment and gesture. He should be on the Top 100 Hit List.
BlakesHonestLie 8
So you're not going to buy any male performer's cd again? That's my understanding of this shenanigans. By the way, he could be on the top 100 hit list already, albeit a different one than you have your mind on.
andyyroxx 20
Yeah that's exactly it.
andyyroxx 20
& I'm glad you caught my joke.
BlakesHonestLie 8
Oh I caught it from the start. I just can't sleep and was bored so why not ask really superfluous questions.
andyyroxx 20
Oh you're right, why not?
Plasmalaser 11
The joke was so funny i forgot to laugh
gracehi 33
It's okay. That prick has no REAL friends. Just people who want to use him.
goreajek 13
Sad thing is tons of people from bands are like this.
StarThrower 17
Well that was unnecessary...perhaps quip back with a confident "unless you're planning on never getting to perform here again, and getting some really shitty press fitting for your shitty little band, you're gonna do your f**cking job and sign these." But then again, I don't know :)
perdix 31
#11, the musician's job is to perform on stage. We don't know if signing fraudulent autographs is a contractual obligation, but in this case, it sounds outside of the terms of their agreement. He could refuse less rudely, though.
gothmo 8
I'm curious to know where your conclusion that they're not part of their duties comes from. The fact they chose the music industry means that, if they were ever to become famous enough, they would be expected to do this. Their manager probably told them about it, and is likely some special merch they'll have on their booth or some special fans will get. It doesn't sound like they just decided to have them sign a random stack of posters so much as the manager or record company sent them along to be signed on site, so it does make it part of their "duties". But, a dick is a dick and I wish I knew which band it was so I could avoid them. Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if most were like this...