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It's okay, I'll look for you
OP, if you start your FML with, "I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away," that's an automatic YDI.
1 - You forgot the ******* period at the end of the sentence, dumbass.
Shut the **** up 39, your life is pointless.
They probably know... That's a terrible thing to do anyway, OP! YDI
Drunk Elmo won't find shit. Just Bert and Ernie's dicks inside him.
... That's Grover.
Sorry. I knew I was wrong but I hit send anyway. I grew up with sesame street too. Shame on me.
Sounds more like "I don't know who you are, but I will find you and kill you." instead of 'It's okay, I'll look for you.' lol!
I just had a huge argument with my mom myself. I never threatened her to run away because thats very childish and stupid YDI OP
Go on then. Run away. I bet you didn't even pack a toothbrush,so you could scrub the turd out of your mouth. Which I'm sure you let your mouth overload your ass,and now you will be eating crow when you are done "teaching them a lesson."
I won't. Did u at least pack some cookies?
I bet Pedo bear will find you first
Unless you are younger than maybe 11 (which I'm guessing you're not), why would they look for you when it's only been 2 hours? Time to grow up
this sounds creepy
You should never run away or fake run away unless you have the worst parents in the world.
You're not used to the word 'no', are you, 56?
56, No, that means that you're a spoiled brat. Parents: "Happy Birthday." Kid: "An iPhone, thank you so much, wait, this isn't the iPhone 5, this is the iPhone 4S, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THE IPHONE 5, I HATE YOU, I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU FOREVER AND NEVER COMING BACK." See how stupid you'd sound if you ran away just because you didn't get what you wanted?
Whenever I see FMLs that are very blatantly YDI, I wonder if the other party posted it pretending to be that person so they can show them how stupid they are. I bet the parents actually posted this.
Guys, I'm pretty sure 56 was being sarcastic. Evilplatypus - I agree.
#103 - Agreed. Too many people on here are too quick at spilling the beans. ;) It really ruins reading the comments. Such as the 20 comments saying "how old are you? 10?" and "idiot". Sad times
I think Petepoop should just leave FML. He's always poppin' up, saying dumb shit, and getting buried. Not saying you should kill yourself, buut... please leave. Right now.
158 - Family computer, maybe. You don't have to have your own phone to use the Internet.
Maybe OP does have the worst parents in the world
I hadn't thought about that, good point... But some people really are so self-absorbed that they think they're completely justified. It can just as well be one or the other. I wanted to run away from my house a few times so i can't say i was more mature as a child but I had an alcoholic father and a mother with dementia so I'd like to think my feelings were at least partially justified then XD
You lads need to learn how to read sarcasm...
160 - FMLs are rarely written during the actual event. Usually, they're written afterwards and put in the present tense to match up with the "Today..." format. He likely submitted it a while after admitting defeat and slinking back in the door with his tail between his legs.
224- If this was submitted after he went crawling back into the house, I don't think OP would say he is STILL hiding behind the bushes.
"I'm still standing behind a bush" sounds better than "I stood behind a bush". Or maybe it's just me.
160 - You have excessive punctuation here, bud
Never, ever make such a threat unless you're prepared to go through with it. Clearly, you weren't prepared.
And along with that, OP's parents probably saw him get behind the bush, worst hiding spot ever.
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK
*wink* goodbye.
You should have at least went to a friends house but don't say stuff unless your gonna follow through or you'll just look stupid
My little sister threatened to run away once. My mom helped her pack her bag XD She didn't go anywhere, it became too real after that and she realized she had no where to go.
same thing happened to my friend only she actually left and a neighbor called her mom going "your daughter is walking down the street with a suitcase and a backpack" her mom was like "I know" but she came back because he felt too bad running away… :P
I was thinking they're not looking because OP wasn't hiding in a great place. Behind a bush? They can probably see OP perfectly and are laughing their asses off.
Maybe their worst punishment is you staying, therefore you should make your way back inside (:
Smartest comment ive seen all day:)....
Seriously, this OP sounds like a punk ass crybaby bitch. Parents are probably loving the fact they are gone.
People like you are the reason why we can't have nice things. I'm guessing you've done this before and your parents know you're an attention seeker. Luckily, they are wise enough not to give you the attention. YDI all over.
OP shouldn't run away unless there parents are really bad. YDI OP.
And what happens when they find you behind the bush? What will you say then? YDI, everyone's parents piss them off but running away is a little extreme.
To extreme, no way I ran away from my parents... when I was 8. At least I was smart enough to hide under the porch. behind a bush really ? YDI
He probably hid on the side of the bush that was closer to the house.
Wow OP, way to pussy out. I'm sure your parents know that you're behind the bush and are in fact teaching YOU the lesson.
No, theyre prob just having sex…enjoying their alone time.
Fool.
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It's okay, I'll look for you
They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.