Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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beryd
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warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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beryd
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warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
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Inhumanfrost
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Ewwwww. He was splashing everywhere!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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I_Iz_Emo
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Win ^
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Inhumanfrost
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20 maybe if it had've been a female op would've assisted too.
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tsukaga2isuwaya
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20 FTW.
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CommonSenseKarma
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Troll has some of the most pathetic jokes I've seen in my life. I swear to God.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
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Inhumanfrost
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I said IF. It was a simple hypothetical. I think you just wanted to say that.
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Haydenob
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and that day, op lost her virginity.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Thanks 58, you're right, and I appreciate the honesty. :) I love you too!
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KiddNYC1O
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Hahaha. Fuck you, #58.
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urdirtyolduncle
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anyone who doesn't appreciate the troll is a blind, cock juggling thundercunt. go and be simple, dumb minded fool by following other people by worshiping the grounds docbastard and perdix piss on
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chuckychan
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did you seize the moment?
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MyNameIsBruce
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Try to seize it and own it?
Do you consider these minutes golden?
:D couldnt resist
Do you consider these minutes golden?
:D couldnt resist
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bermejo
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I would have done the 49 with him
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lulzcow
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well that's rude. you should have given him a hand op.
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chuckychan
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what about 34? 49 is for wimpps
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bermejo
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what if u did 34 with the poprocks giggity
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IndigoFuckYou
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Liking the Eminem reference. And, 58, leave all trolls, including *the* troll, alone. they're more entertaining than the fml's themselves.
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chuckychan
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108 brilliant idea in fact I think I have seen that recently on google images
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bermejo
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was it the one with the ginger kid and then the weird guy with a beard
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chuckychan
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yeah really long beard
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bermejo
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that reminds me of south park season 9 episode 13 when they get a porno mixed up with lotr
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lulzcow
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117 Idk whether to be impressed or deeply saddened by the fact you know the season and episode number. either way f YOUR nonlife
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bermejo
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u don't have to complain about others lifes just because ur a Canadian
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lulzcow
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does it say I'm canadian? yeah I'm not. at all. sadly born in US
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bermejo
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sure make up lies ur probably also from Quebec and even other canadians hate Quebec
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chuckychan
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118 grow up and watch some southpark season 10 is good. and get off of his case and go back to the womens bathroom
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bermejo
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118 the sound of u pissing in the urinal sounds feminine
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chuckychan
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soo weird
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chuckychan
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I wonder what his problem is...
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bermejo
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will ferrel can suck my d Steve carrel is irreplaceable
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chuckychan
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Bruce lee.
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bermejo
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no didn't he die of a heat attack last year and every body was we will miss u king of POW!
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MiGman
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hey 119 don't go dising Canada
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C6Racer
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Canadia sucks.
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CommonSenseKarma
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Excuse me, sir, trolls are supposed to be clever, unless we're talking about the dumb, simple-minded fantastical trolls. I apologize for expressing my opinion aside from my sarcasm, and I would like to address the FML public that I will never post a commenting comment ever again.
Thank you for your time.
Common Sense.
Thank you for your time.
Common Sense.
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docscientist
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Common sense seems to be suffering from dementia in its old age.
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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lmao 20
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VorpikeII
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72- you forgot about KaySL's satanic worshippers. they're getting out of hand and we may need to destroy their temple before it's to late and KaySL rises back from the grave!!!!!!!!
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Jrefinne
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28: I know this is going to go at the end of this conversation, but still. "Had've?" What the hell is that? Why don't you just leave it at "had" and not let yourself look like a retard.
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womanjesus
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58 holy shit I know
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Quagmire_ladies
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lmfao!!!!!!! WIN
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urmadbro9
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LOL xD
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urmadbro9
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Why would you want a male person to suck your penis?
I am certain you are one sick person.
I am certain you are one sick person.
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CommonSenseKarma
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The day common sense ages is the day Obama is reelected. Dumbass.
Don't kill the messenger. The Suite Life of Zack And Cody could do better than Troll.
Don't kill the messenger. The Suite Life of Zack And Cody could do better than Troll.
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mikolyshka
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don't you just love new York?
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urdirtyolduncle
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come to new York. where all kinds of crazy shit happens. you havnt seen the freakest of the freak until you ride in the new York city subway
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urdirtyolduncle
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obviously you don't live in NY than
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urdirtyolduncle
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long island is NOTHING like the real NYC, btw
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Captain_Zorro
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wtf your beird looks like what he left behind...
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Imapissonyourfac
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53 you mean kitty kats?
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theluckygirl28
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I live in Brooklyn! New York is awesome!
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chuckychan
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did you seize the moment?
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urdirtyolduncle
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70-- have u ever used the subway? or opened ur eyes to the weirdos and creeps in the city?
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AnagenisisZagus
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New York is where it's at. That is where all the women manage to cooperate in the skank industries.... With the exception of the OP who was fazed by the man's action and went against The NY(pronounced nigh) Order. For shame, OP. For shame, man.
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KiddNYC1O
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78- Yeah, before the Giuliani era.
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ScipioAfricanus
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If you think New York is bad, visit it's nasty neighbor Newark *shudders*
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LoveAlwaysMoe
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Ahaha your comment just made my day!
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sarahkhan93
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I love bayside :)
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David199619
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Lol nice @2
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A7X_LoVeee
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"Warmly greeted"
...lolololol
...lolololol
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Skittlesbaby
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wait, he came on OP? or..was he actually just being warm, as in personality?
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Haydenob
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op was later found rubbing against the sink. naked.
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wowthatsuckslmao
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awkward...
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memo619
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what do you mean on? o.O was he just casually sitting on it or was he aiming his weapon at it?
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flipstar530
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that comment made u sound stupid.
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herotime
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your picture made you look stupid, troll
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RunnerDudeTyler
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Hey I told you not to tell anyone what you saw!!!!
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sammiemac2222
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ur hott
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Angi95
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Haha XD that's wrong
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chaleighrae7
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#6-you cute.
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imsoninja
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haha LOL that sucks...
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urdirtyolduncle
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Victoria.. what is your secret!? I've flipped through countless magazines, gazing at each page trying to figure it out!
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imsoninja
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what's YOUR secret?
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urdirtyolduncle
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why did we get moderated
:(
ohh Sirin The Great please answer this humble peasant.
:(
ohh Sirin The Great please answer this humble peasant.
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imsoninja
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cuz we're beast duhh
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Sirin_fml
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@urdirtyolduncle: Coz I need to set an example for the peasants to avoid another financially crippling revolution. And because the sexual tension made me jealous.
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SirEBC
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Feudalism is for punk ass bitches.
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PassTheDutch
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I don't get why people have to moderate comments. I wanna read this shit. if it offends you scroll pass it.
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KaySL
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Shut up, Dutch. If just anyone could moderate comments, I'd have taken yours out the moment I saw it, dickweed. All hail the FML Gods, etc. etc.
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urdirtyolduncle
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*bows down to Sirin and begs for forgiveness*
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MizzErikaHart
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i agree with dutch. I wanna see what everyone says. even if it's offensive or off topic....
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SirEBC
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Well then I guess it's a good thing no one cares what you want.
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KaySL
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HEH, what he said. I can't stand you whining little asswipes.
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goza27
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102 and 110 really? Both of you girls need to shut the f up!
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imsoninja
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wow...
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ILoveEggnog
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KaySL! Your comments always make me feel warm and fuzzy in my tonsils.
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PassTheDutch
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holy fuck. I'm sorry I don't know how this fucking website/app works you fuck sticks. 102 and 110 in particular. I wasn't being a whinny little bitch either. I was just saying the I wish they wouldn't fucking moderate comments so everyone could read them.
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PassTheDutch
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o my bad I ment whinny little asswipe
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Angi95
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I gotta agree some of the moderated comments are really funny and if it offenseds you you can always ignore it.
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urdirtyolduncle
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..well don't just stand there! go and give him a hand
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MysticMint
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You turned around and left so he could finish the job in peace, right. That would have been the polite thing to do.
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Livinia
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Give him a hand? No? Alright then.
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RebelSoccer94
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That made total sense...learn to troll mam.
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Livinia
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I wasn't trolling...
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brodiegee
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hand dryer only did half job finish it off for the poor fella! giddy up
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thatmanjan
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hahah give him more than a hand