Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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By yadisingh | 5

#3489900 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :)
Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

By Reign_fml | 3

#3489895 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

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By patebishop | 7

#3489894 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

FYL OP. Sorry that had to happen.

kingsamuelcdt | 0

#3490127 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:47

Gotta love our parents lunches

forest1wolf | 9

#3490143 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:49

Atleast it wasn't like resident evil

zombicidal | 11

#3490235 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:07

I hope he doesn't get food in his freshly grown cop stache

shannonreneee | 11

#3490379 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:42

I don't understand how parents think that's ever okay?

xXPurpl3Xx | 0

#3490493 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:09

Enjoy every moment of it, One day she won't be there any more.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3490539 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

I'm grateful that my mom packs me lunch; it's much better than the shit schools serve nowadays.

Magnificent_Fart | 1

#3490585 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:32

True that. By the way, I love Coldplay

Hugh_Spreadum | 4

#3490762 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:13

Wish my mom brought food to me while I was at work...

SirObvious | 1

#3490777 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:16

Relax the throat and cup the balls rookie.
Supertroopers

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3490783 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:17

your mom is just jealous of your freshly baked cookies :-)

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3490794 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:19

Correction: your mom is as just as sweet as the freshly baked cookies she packed for you :-)

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3490921 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:47

This FML brought me to tears, my mom used to do that to me. RIP mom I love you:(

xcowboys | 0

#3491047 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:20

Hey 155, sorry for your loss but total moodkill, thanks!

EvilPotato | 14

#3491131 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:39

168 on your mom or dads funeral I will say "sorry for your loss but I just got laid, total moodkill.".

salsa324 | 0

#3491155 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:43

Ikr

welandedonthemoo | 5

#3491331 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:18

Rip to your mom. Hope I never go thru that

SixtyNyan | 0

#3491392 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:32

OP are you by any chance named Kyle Gass?

KronikSplakkn | 4

#3491561 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:11

At least it wasn't your dad.

blaherman | 12

#3491710 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:07

No more rent checks pumpkin!

Michael_Kelso | 0

#3491926 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:25

Good luck living that down. Cops love giving other cops a hard time.

satph | 12

#3491942 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:37

168- how could you be such a jerk??

hawaiianfire | 0

#3492214 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:56

YDI for being a cop

By Reign_fml | 3

#3489895 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

patebishop | 7

#3489921 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:16

thanks for stealing my comment.

Squirrelx | 5

#3489936 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:20

14- he stole your comment?

yankfan89 | 27

#3490166 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:53

Seriously, I wish my mom would be bring me lunch.

murlocholmes | 5

#3490248 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:09

OP, you can bust this guy for theft and possibly plagiarism. ... If not, just plant some drugs on him.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3490533 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

They're just jelly.

nublets | 12

#3490644 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:43

Lets just hope OP does'nt end up like KG and bum rent money from her too

jaint | 0

#3490654 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:46

Ahhhhh I was waiting for someone to meantion Tenatious D xP

blackheart24 | 10

#3491342 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:21

14- it sounded better from him

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3491583 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:20

don't worry, the others are probably just jealous lol

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3491901 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:19

202- They're essentially opposite comments. How are they alike?

By rudegirlmania | 10

#3489899 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Dude...move out

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490141 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:49

Can he move in with you?

iBanana | 17

#3490480 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:07

.... Maybe his mother just loves him.

rexgar2000 | 10

#3490593 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:36

fuck that she cares about him, but it is a bit embarrassing for him being a cop and then that happened. The guys probably ate him alive with that

white16sox | 19

#3490853 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:32

Where does it say OP still lives with his mother?

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#3490889 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:41

why is everyone thumbing down ^? ...It's true.

Decapitation | 3

#3491091 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:32

It doesn't says he lives with his mom people! Come on, he probably told his mom about the job and she got exited and brought him a lunch.

deadman93 | 7

#3491166 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:46

hey, we all have our down moments.

Confuciussay | 6

#3492004 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:05

182 - Your beret looks like crap now beat your face private.

NavySEAL13 | 0

#3493004 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:00

182 do you live in Jackson CA ?

deadman93 | 7

#3493386 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:03

quite aware its screwed up. the guy at the issue station swore it was ok.....as you can see its not, and that pic was taken while i was still in basic so i couldnt get a new one.

By yadisingh | 5

#3489900 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :)
Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

ry_ry7 | 4

#3490055 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:36

I know it may have been a little embarrassing, but in all honesty, he is blessed to have a mother who cares for him as much she does.

LiveLaughLaugh | 9

#3490186 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:58

My thoughts exactly. :)

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3490485 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:08

You spelled moms wrong and then right.. Bipolar?

karkid619 | 8

#3490649 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:44

Bro I wish my mom cared less about me.

daysleeper666 | 1

#3490848 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:31

I wish I had a mom.
Haha...ha...ha.
I hate my life

pepelittle9 | 0

#3490955 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:56

150- I agree with u there

Alexisthebestest | 16

#3490994 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:05

I'm still waiting for the day my mom starts writing "love you babyduck" on napkins for me again.

P374RD3D | 9

#3491113 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:36

Bi-winning

squirt07 | 0

#3491203 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:57

Yess agree

TunechiXXL | 0

#3491600 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:25

Heybuddy you are gorgeous!!! Love your blonde hair ;)

txgirl09 | 5

#3493025 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:06

Aww.
I'm 25 and my mom still calls me her 'baby-girly' and says i'm 'going off to big girl school' (i'm in grad school). I never tell her to stop because I know one day she won't be around to love and fuss over me and that i'd do anything to hear her say those silly things again.

txgirl09 | 5

#3493057 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:13

Aww.
Agreed. I'm 25 and I still don't tell my mom to stop calling me 'baby- girly'. I know one day she won't be around to say those silly things she says and that i'd do anything to hear it again.

Daralea | 21

#3494109 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:47

Yea, it's weird, but she's your mother, a caring one at that. Just give her a hug and a peck on the cheek and be on your way!

By smiley706802 | 0

#3489901 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

That sucks

By NEEPLES | 7

#3489904 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

This is Halloween. Jut blow it off and write pie on the end and make your mom sound crazy.

MrKlutch | 1

#3491571 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:15

Apple pie is better

By P374RD3D | 9

#3489907 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

Your friends are just jealous that you got Lunchables

alex6946 | 10

#3490191 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:58

Lunchables are so badass!

Brice28_fml | 10

#3491082 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:31

I wish they would supersize lunchables

karagarren | 8

#3492174 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:27

I would love if my mom did that for me specifically if it was a lunchable

By ciarafox9 | 9

#3489908 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

Bet everyone was Soooo jealous after that..

angrymexican | 8

#3490021 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:32

Like your jealous of 7s comment

YtotsDI | 0

#3490041 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:34

Dude chill they were seconds apart don't blame her. God

ciarafox9 | 9

#3490091 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:41

Exactly, obviously I didn't see 7's comment when I was posting?

CadillacPimpen | 6

#3490435 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:55

91 you referring to muphry's law. the funny thing is you further proved it's existence...

SolanumX | 6

#3490983 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:03

97-
MURPHY'S Law strikes again. Though I'm not sure that law is applicable here. Could be. I don't think so though.

rawrkittyrawr | 6

#3491071 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:27

32 you're jealous because you couldn't think of it

Sketchisan | 27

#3491845 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:58

No, he meant Muphry's law. It's a trope. Look it up.

By clsgators | 5

#3489910 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:15

Just give her a weird look, like you have never met her in your life

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3490268 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:16

Your picture is just as bad as your comment.

_toronto_chick_ | 0

#3490307 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:22

It's a bit too late for that...

saralove420 | 0

#3491587 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:21

You're a dick.

GVirdi | 11

#3491806 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:39

Spongebob probably gets more action than you

By ajbaby311 | 5

#3489913 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:15

Love you to!!

TruexSniper | 0

#3489995 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:29

Sorry to be a grammer nazi but its "too" not "to"

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490354 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:33

Grammer?? Hahahahahaha. Grammar*

TeeHee124 | 0

#3490388 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:44

85, you win the internet

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490465 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:04

Well, I owe it to #28.

illmatic2 | 16

#3491296 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:12

111: You mean wannabe Grammar Nazi. You can't call yourself a Grammar Nazi if you can't even spell the word grammar.