FML : Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until...

270

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:46 / United States

Work

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By yadisingh | 5

#3489900 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :)
Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

By Reign_fml | 3

#3489895 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

Comments

By patebishop | 7

#3489894 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

FYL OP. Sorry that had to happen.

kingsamuelcdt | 0

#3490127 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:47

Gotta love our parents lunches

forest1wolf | 9

#3490143 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:49

Atleast it wasn't like resident evil

zombicidal | 11

#3490235 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:07

I hope he doesn't get food in his freshly grown cop stache

shannonreneee | 11

#3490379 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:42

I don't understand how parents think that's ever okay?

xXPurpl3Xx | 0

#3490493 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:09

Enjoy every moment of it, One day she won't be there any more.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3490539 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

I'm grateful that my mom packs me lunch; it's much better than the shit schools serve nowadays.

Magnificent_Fart | 1

#3490585 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:32

True that. By the way, I love Coldplay

Hugh_Spreadum | 4

#3490762 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:13

Wish my mom brought food to me while I was at work...

SirObvious | 1

#3490777 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:16

Relax the throat and cup the balls rookie.
Supertroopers

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3490783 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:17

your mom is just jealous of your freshly baked cookies :-)

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3490794 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:19

Correction: your mom is as just as sweet as the freshly baked cookies she packed for you :-)

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3490921 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:47

This FML brought me to tears, my mom used to do that to me. RIP mom I love you:(

xcowboys | 0

#3491047 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:20

Hey 155, sorry for your loss but total moodkill, thanks!

EvilPotato | 14

#3491131 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:39

168 on your mom or dads funeral I will say "sorry for your loss but I just got laid, total moodkill.".

salsa324 | 0

#3491155 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:43

Ikr

welandedonthemoo | 5

#3491331 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:18

Rip to your mom. Hope I never go thru that

SixtyNyan | 0

#3491392 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:32

OP are you by any chance named Kyle Gass?

KronikSplakkn | 4

#3491561 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:11

At least it wasn't your dad.

blaherman | 12

#3491710 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:07

No more rent checks pumpkin!

Michael_Kelso | 0

#3491926 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:25

Good luck living that down. Cops love giving other cops a hard time.

satph | 12

#3491942 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:37

168- how could you be such a jerk??

hawaiianfire | 0

#3492214 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:56

YDI for being a cop

By Reign_fml | 3

#3489895 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

patebishop | 7

#3489921 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:16

thanks for stealing my comment.

Squirrelx | 5

#3489936 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:20

14- he stole your comment?

yankfan89 | 27

#3490166 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:53

Seriously, I wish my mom would be bring me lunch.

murlocholmes | 5

#3490248 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:09

OP, you can bust this guy for theft and possibly plagiarism. ... If not, just plant some drugs on him.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3490533 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

They're just jelly.

nublets | 12

#3490644 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:43

Lets just hope OP does'nt end up like KG and bum rent money from her too

jaint | 0

#3490654 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:46

Ahhhhh I was waiting for someone to meantion Tenatious D xP

blackheart24 | 10

#3491342 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:21

14- it sounded better from him

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3491583 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:20

don't worry, the others are probably just jealous lol

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3491901 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:19

202- They're essentially opposite comments. How are they alike?

By rudegirlmania | 10

#3489899 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Dude...move out

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490141 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:49

Can he move in with you?

iBanana | 17

#3490480 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:07

.... Maybe his mother just loves him.

rexgar2000 | 10

#3490593 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:36

fuck that she cares about him, but it is a bit embarrassing for him being a cop and then that happened. The guys probably ate him alive with that

white16sox | 19

#3490853 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:32

Where does it say OP still lives with his mother?

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#3490889 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:41

why is everyone thumbing down ^? ...It's true.

Decapitation | 3

#3491091 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:32

It doesn't says he lives with his mom people! Come on, he probably told his mom about the job and she got exited and brought him a lunch.

deadman93 | 7

#3491166 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:46

hey, we all have our down moments.

Confuciussay | 6

#3492004 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:05

182 - Your beret looks like crap now beat your face private.

NavySEAL13 | 0

#3493004 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:00

182 do you live in Jackson CA ?

deadman93 | 7

#3493386 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:03

quite aware its screwed up. the guy at the issue station swore it was ok.....as you can see its not, and that pic was taken while i was still in basic so i couldnt get a new one.

By yadisingh | 5

#3489900 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :)
Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

ry_ry7 | 4

#3490055 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:36

I know it may have been a little embarrassing, but in all honesty, he is blessed to have a mother who cares for him as much she does.

LiveLaughLaugh | 9

#3490186 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:58

My thoughts exactly. :)

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3490485 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:08

You spelled moms wrong and then right.. Bipolar?

karkid619 | 8

#3490649 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:44

Bro I wish my mom cared less about me.

daysleeper666 | 1

#3490848 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:31

I wish I had a mom.
Haha...ha...ha.
I hate my life

pepelittle9 | 0

#3490955 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:56

150- I agree with u there

Alexisthebestest | 16

#3490994 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:05

I'm still waiting for the day my mom starts writing "love you babyduck" on napkins for me again.

P374RD3D | 9

#3491113 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:36

Bi-winning

squirt07 | 0

#3491203 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:57

Yess agree

TunechiXXL | 0

#3491600 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:25

Heybuddy you are gorgeous!!! Love your blonde hair ;)

txgirl09 | 5

#3493025 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:06

Aww.
I'm 25 and my mom still calls me her 'baby-girly' and says i'm 'going off to big girl school' (i'm in grad school). I never tell her to stop because I know one day she won't be around to love and fuss over me and that i'd do anything to hear her say those silly things again.

txgirl09 | 5

#3493057 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:13

Aww.
Agreed. I'm 25 and I still don't tell my mom to stop calling me 'baby- girly'. I know one day she won't be around to say those silly things she says and that i'd do anything to hear it again.

Daralea | 21

#3494109 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:47

Yea, it's weird, but she's your mother, a caring one at that. Just give her a hug and a peck on the cheek and be on your way!

By smiley706802 | 0

#3489901 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

That sucks

By NEEPLES | 7

#3489904 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

This is Halloween. Jut blow it off and write pie on the end and make your mom sound crazy.

MrKlutch | 1

#3491571 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:15

Apple pie is better

By P374RD3D | 9

#3489907 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

Your friends are just jealous that you got Lunchables

alex6946 | 10

#3490191 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:58

Lunchables are so badass!

Brice28_fml | 10

#3491082 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:31

I wish they would supersize lunchables

karagarren | 8

#3492174 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:27

I would love if my mom did that for me specifically if it was a lunchable

By ciarafox9 | 9

#3489908 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

Bet everyone was Soooo jealous after that..

angrymexican | 8

#3490021 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:32

Like your jealous of 7s comment

YtotsDI | 0

#3490041 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:34

Dude chill they were seconds apart don't blame her. God

ciarafox9 | 9

#3490091 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:41

Exactly, obviously I didn't see 7's comment when I was posting?

CadillacPimpen | 6

#3490435 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:55

91 you referring to muphry's law. the funny thing is you further proved it's existence...

SolanumX | 6

#3490983 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:03

97-
MURPHY'S Law strikes again. Though I'm not sure that law is applicable here. Could be. I don't think so though.

rawrkittyrawr | 6

#3491071 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:27

32 you're jealous because you couldn't think of it

Sketchisan | 27

#3491845 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:58

No, he meant Muphry's law. It's a trope. Look it up.

By clsgators | 5

#3489910 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:15

Just give her a weird look, like you have never met her in your life

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3490268 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:16

Your picture is just as bad as your comment.

_toronto_chick_ | 0

#3490307 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:22

It's a bit too late for that...

saralove420 | 0

#3491587 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:21

You're a dick.

GVirdi | 11

#3491806 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:39

Spongebob probably gets more action than you

By ajbaby311 | 5

#3489913 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:15

Love you to!!

TruexSniper | 0

#3489995 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:29

Sorry to be a grammer nazi but its "too" not "to"

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490354 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:33

Grammer?? Hahahahahaha. Grammar*

TeeHee124 | 0

#3490388 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:44

85, you win the internet

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3490465 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:04

Well, I owe it to #28.

illmatic2 | 16

#3491296 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:12

111: You mean wannabe Grammar Nazi. You can't call yourself a Grammar Nazi if you can't even spell the word grammar.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Work

Nearly

Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Australia

Today, I am yet again doing two management jobs for minimum wage. Whilst drowning in paperwork, a coworker asked me asked me to "be a dear" and file and...

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

United Kingdom

Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML

United Kingdom

Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos