By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 365
You deserved it 92 628

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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

youaresofucked 0

OOOOHHH NO!

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youaresofucked 0

OOOOHHH NO!

sounds like someone was harrassed when he was younger...

"recalling how she smelled like peppermint" yeah, sure. xD.

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I would've said, "yes sweetie?" heh heh

x_x Argh. You weren't too careful there were you?

Meh, no biggie. I say all sorts of stupid things when I just wake up. One time I got up and after comming to some sense my mom told me I had just said, " Pensylvania. I got the bling bling baby. "

at least he didn't say dad right

dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

VampireKiller59 0

dont say anything just enjoy the handjob

He said he thought it was his mom because of the smell, not the rubbing

Yeah idk about you guys, but when I just wake up I'm not very alert. Sometimes my mind notices one thing and skips over another

WTF are you still with the girlfriend!? or....with mummy?

lol, that's just creepy.

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Ooh, that's gonna be difficult to explain. DX

Think Dear...Think! You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!

Erm.... why would you call out your mother? That's incest, man.

arienh4 0

#4 Serves you right? Implying he had a choice, had that happened?

What did he sa.... Oh... Nvm... I feel so lonely in the future.