Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
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dmipotc
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how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
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youaresofucked
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OOOOHHH NO!
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youaresofucked
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OOOOHHH NO!
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chromeLegend
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muddafukka
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roobz_fml
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sounds like someone was harrassed when he was younger...
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Aero_boy
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"recalling how she smelled like peppermint" yeah, sure. xD.
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TheWhiteDemon
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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yoyoforpeace
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I would've said, "yes sweetie?" heh heh
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TwistedDaydream
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x_x Argh. You weren't too careful there were you?
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novakman
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brutal
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llScarlFacell
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Meh, no biggie. I say all sorts of stupid things when I just wake up. One time I got up and after comming to some sense my mom told me I had just said, " Pensylvania. I got the bling bling baby. "
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Larryfresh23
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at least he didn't say dad
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dmipotc
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how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
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VampireKiller59
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dont say anything just enjoy the handjob
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FML_accounT123
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He said he thought it was his mom because of the smell, not the rubbing
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obnum
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Yeah idk about you guys, but when I just wake up I'm not very alert. Sometimes my mind notices one thing and skips over another
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Davidscd
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WTF are you still with the girlfriend!? or....with mummy?
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24788
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lol, that's just creepy.
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connerfusion
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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neverland_fml
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Ooh, that's gonna be difficult to explain. DX
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readme
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Think Dear...Think!
You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!
You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!
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circayouandme
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Erm.... why would you call out your mother? That's incest, man.
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arienh4
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#4 Serves you right? Implying he had a choice, had that happened?
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dragonvale19
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What did he sa.... Oh... Nvm... I feel so lonely in the future.