OOOOHHH NO!

muddafukka

sounds like someone was harrassed when he was younger...

"recalling how she smelled like peppermint" yeah, sure. xD.

i sense threesome

I would've said, "yes sweetie?" heh heh

x_x Argh. You weren't too careful there were you?

brutal

Meh, no biggie. I say all sorts of stupid things when I just wake up. One time I got up and after comming to some sense my mom told me I had just said, " Pensylvania. I got the bling bling baby. "

at least he didn't say dad right

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

dont say anything just enjoy the handjob

He said he thought it was his mom because of the smell, not the rubbing

Yeah idk about you guys, but when I just wake up I'm not very alert. Sometimes my mind notices one thing and skips over another

Serves you right for being molested as a child.

WTF are you still with the girlfriend!? or....with mummy?

lol, that's just creepy.

I'm sure it could happen to the best of us...

Ooh, that's gonna be difficult to explain. DX

Think Dear...Think! You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!

Erm.... why would you call out your mother? That's incest, man.