By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

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youaresofucked 0

OOOOHHH NO!

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youaresofucked 0

OOOOHHH NO!

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roobz_fml 0

sounds like someone was harrassed when he was younger...

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Aero_boy 4

"recalling how she smelled like peppermint" yeah, sure. xD.

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TheWhiteDemon 0

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yoyoforpeace 14

I would've said, "yes sweetie?" heh heh

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TwistedDaydream 0

x_x Argh. You weren't too careful there were you?

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llScarlFacell 0

Meh, no biggie. I say all sorts of stupid things when I just wake up. One time I got up and after comming to some sense my mom told me I had just said, " Pensylvania. I got the bling bling baby. "

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Larryfresh23 0

at least he didn't say dad right

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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

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VampireKiller59 0

dont say anything just enjoy the handjob

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FML_accounT123 5

He said he thought it was his mom because of the smell, not the rubbing

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obnum 19

Yeah idk about you guys, but when I just wake up I'm not very alert. Sometimes my mind notices one thing and skips over another

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Davidscd 0

WTF are you still with the girlfriend!? or....with mummy?

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24788 6

lol, that's just creepy.

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connerfusion 0

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neverland_fml 0

Ooh, that's gonna be difficult to explain. DX

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readme 0

Think Dear...Think! You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!

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circayouandme 0

Erm.... why would you call out your mother? That's incest, man.

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arienh4 0

#4 Serves you right? Implying he had a choice, had that happened?

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dragonvale19 12

What did he sa.... Oh... Nvm... I feel so lonely in the future.

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