By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

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Thats so sweet, you recall your Mom smelling like peppermint. But not so cute, that you thought your Mom was rubbing your....

I love how people are saying "That is your reaction to your penis being rubbed?" and other such things when he clearly states in the FML that it was due to the peppermint. The mind boggles... Also: "Today, I decided to surprise my sleeping boyfriend by rubbing his penis. When he woke up he called out "Mom?" FML."

tatertot8284 0

Lol I just accepted this one.

You are one sick & twisted individual. If your girl hasn't dumped you for something like that you should marry her!

Ahaha, this site is just one big Oedipal confession booth, isn't it?

ew. why the **** would you think it was your mom?

At least you didn't say "Daddy".....