aww thats terrible, hope it all worked out!

Well, that proves Freud right, doesn't it?

Just be glad it wasn't your dad who smelled like peppermint...

How does one also forget that his girlfriend slept with him last night? You don't just default to your mom, unless you're a ******* weirdo. (or more likely, a phony FML.)

Your gf is awesome!

ok, all those people who are calling him sick because he though his mom was rubbing him, need to go back to english class over the summer and learn to read, because it was the smell, NOT the hand, that made him think of his mom. to OP you could have played it off as if you were calling her "mama" FLY

umm yeah does ur momalways rub ur penis

It would of been epic if she would of said, "oh yes, I'm your mama, show your mama what she wants!"

i can understand the mistake...

HAHAHA She rubs just like mom used to....