By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 402
You deserved it 92 785

Same thing different taste

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dmipotc 0

how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out

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#47 i hope your husbands mother was one of those teen moms otherwise he's comparing you to an old lady FYL

Hahaha LoL. That's great. I love how this is written too....and hahah @ #73....

yeah my first reaction when i wake up with someones hand on my dick is to call out mom? jesus.

I wouldnt worry, your mom gives better handjobs.

sassabrat 0

yeah she was probably weirded out by the fact that you called our your mom's name when someone is rubbing on your hard dick first thing of a morning....

UGADawg08 1

#80: Wow, thanks for the explanation, Captain Moron. I'm sure nobody here got it.

...uhm...you might want to talk to a psychiatrist about that...

LaTuaCantante 0

OMFG!!!! thats fawked dude.like lol.omg.if i was her id be like 0,.,0 and then leave.but thats just me.

peopleplz2008 0

sounds like an intro to a porno