By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago
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Well a slight case of 'poop noodles' is better than finding out you were the bottom. If your ass doesn't feel weird, it's probably a good idea to NOT look down when you take your first piss. True story. [Just noticed I may know a little too much about these things despite not being a gay dude...] I really hope this is all on Urban dictionary. Then I won't seem like so much of a freak.
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54, if op was a girl he wouldn't care if he woke up next to his roommate. Think twice and read twice b4 writing. Anw ouch OP, ask how your roommate's ass feels if its not u who has been fucked. Shit happens. The best thing to do is to forge about it and pretend it never happened
U and him should never speak of it again like it never happened......
Keep your chin up, trash that used condom, and suck it up... oh nevermind... you already did that last part.