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By holyshitbatman / Saturday 22 September 2012 14:06 / United States - Chicago
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  Harpy20  |  24

Well a slight case of 'poop noodles' is better than finding out you were the bottom. If your ass doesn't feel weird, it's probably a good idea to NOT look down when you take your first piss. True story. [Just noticed I may know a little too much about these things despite not being a gay dude...] I really hope this is all on Urban dictionary. Then I won't seem like so much of a freak.

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  ThePsyche  |  9

I'm pretty sure op figured that one out when he had to poop when he woke up.

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  dwcomposer  |  4

I see what you did there

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  andrew6p  |  19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Who's ever ass hurts means the bottomed. Pretty obvious. But if neither does there's the possibility nothing happened other the just being in the same bed. Not remembering doesn't mean you guys had sex.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

65- I think you should follow your own advice. Think twice before writing. And by the way, if OP was a girl, I'm pretty sure SHE would still care if SHE woke up next to HER naked roommate, gay or not.

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  luminos77  |  3

A guy that has never had anal wouldn't be able to fit a cock in without screaming in absolute pain. There's no way he had anal. Now if he gave anal, that's different.

By  itsameally  |  2

U and him should never speak of it again like it never happened......

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  Hairnomore  |  7

Him*

By  Harpy20  |  24

Do you feel like if the moment arose you wouldn't even know you had to hit the toilet? If so, it was probably surprise buttsecks.

By  DomAce  |  4

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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