By Tick - 20/08/2018 22:35

Today, I witnessed my first drunken bar brawl. Yes, my 54-year-old husband was one of the participants. FML
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It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.

Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.

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Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.

Well that escalated quickly.

Surely it's the other way around? I think the one who is stabbed in the jugular is the one who ceases to be a boy, instead becoming a dead corpse...

Of course it did. It was a drunken bar brawl.

As opposed to a living corpse? You know zombies aren't real, right? No matter how many tedious seasons of The Walking Dead AMC churn out.

It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

You may have witnessed your first drunken bar brawl but something tells me this wasn't the first time hubby was one of the participants involved in one.

Plot twist: you were the other participant

If it was a taco bar I completely understand and support your husband's actions.