By Tick - 20/08/2018 22:35

Today, I witnessed my first drunken bar brawl. Yes, my 54-year-old husband was one of the participants. FML
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Davros 12

It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Boys will be boys... until they stab someone in the jugular with a broken beer bottle.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Surely it's the other way around? I think the one who is stabbed in the jugular is the one who ceases to be a boy, instead becoming a dead corpse...

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Of course it did. It was a drunken bar brawl.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

As opposed to a living corpse? You know zombies aren't real, right? No matter how many tedious seasons of The Walking Dead AMC churn out.

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Davros 12

It's only embarrassing if it was a wine bar.

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pjsr 32

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

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pjsr 32

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

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pjsr 32

“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” - Toby Keith

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Glowworm56 26

You may have witnessed your first drunken bar brawl but something tells me this wasn't the first time hubby was one of the participants involved in one.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Plot twist: you were the other participant

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ThrottleJockey 35

If it was a taco bar I completely understand and support your husband's actions.

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