Couldn't have been that great

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 16:59 - Netherlands

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Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Why do people always expect sympathy for the stupid shit they do while drunk?

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Jon Tessler 14

if you both were drunk, neither of you could give consent to having sex. you need to talk things out with him/her, and figure out how to move forward as friends or more. also replace the bedding and bed if necessary.

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cuz803 44
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Anything is possible when you're four sheets to the wind. Be more responsible.

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Jon Tessler 14

if you both were drunk, neither of you could give consent to having sex. you need to talk things out with him/her, and figure out how to move forward as friends or more. also replace the bedding and bed if necessary.

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iluffit 9
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There was concent, its the sex I dont remember

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Jon Tessler 14

you can't give consent while drunk. not according to the legal definition of consent. now did you talk to her about it?

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bleachedraven 14

ouch

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Why do people always expect sympathy for the stupid shit they do while drunk?

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bleachedraven 14

it takes all kinds to make the world go around

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Malachi Malachi 4
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aaliyah " try again." or wtf ever that song Is called

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bleachedraven 14

I love your humor 🤣 but that matchup doesn't seem redeemable

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