Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
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ThatsHowItsDoneS 2
That's a pain in the ass isn't it
dansythomas 6
You're ******
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Comments (260)
TheDovahkiid 2
Op never said the roommate was naked only the op was naked.
TheDovahkiid 2
Roommate could also be a lesbian
Mearemoi 14
Actually, he can't because OP's roommate is male, as indicated by "Neither HE nor I".
patrick29 1
Did u wake up with a weird taste in ur mouth? Is there shit on ur penis? Look for signs...lmao
Epikouros 32
Please read dinorider's comment, people. The poster is a girl, or a Madam according to her profile. Waking up naked next to your roommate is bad enough without all of those rape fantasies by closeted teenage boys.
Epikouros 32
You don't know what happened, OP, but you can find out what could have happened. As the saying goes, try everything twice, because you may have done it wrong the first time.
DaVinciChode 3
So what's the problem? I don't understand why this would be considered an FML.
terminat65 6
Or does he....
WTFmoments75 5
I think we all know what happened...
jrugg15 5
Well you're the one who wanted to get stupid drunk..
goldenone 2
He's not gay. He's a genius.