By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25
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Well, YDI for drinking yourself shitfaced.
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Totally your fault. Definitely deserved that one. Sorry OP- feel better soon.
You should get a restraining order on yourself
And stay 500 m away from yourself LOL
Best comment ever!
I'm a bit curious as to how that'll work
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Elegant..Classy. Cunning and finesse. Simple terms to describe this amazing mess that you managed to pull off. Thanks for making me face palm. ??
and the question is, what are four words that don't describe op?
Well... you got drunk...
decent friends tho, may not have protected your face, but tried to protect your pride
Worse in the long run. I would rather have a few scrapes from the floor and know, over marching into the club and demanding to see the footage of myself being beaten up by a rogue employee, only to witness myself falling over. Bad decision from the friends
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You should get a restraining order on yourself
More like beat up by the doormat.