Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
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gogo44444
| 28
You should get a restraining order on yourself
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ExtremeEncounter
| 32
More like beat up by the doormat.
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SOILEDIT
| 51
Well, YDI for drinking yourself shitfaced.
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timmay801
| 10
First vote
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thestoryofacaleb
| 14
Totally your fault. Definitely deserved that one. Sorry OP- feel better soon.
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gogo44444
| 28
You should get a restraining order on yourself
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dhiran_singh
| 16
And stay 500 m away from yourself LOL
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vikky538
| 28
Best comment ever!
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Delta_0DST
| 12
I'm a bit curious as to how that'll work
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ExtremeEncounter
| 32
More like beat up by the doormat.
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Delta_0DST
| 12
Achievement Unlocked
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TacticalBacon
| 10
Great friends you got their...
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_ravens_
| 11
There*
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Xx_Slayer_xX
| 22
Elegant..Classy. Cunning and finesse. Simple terms to describe this amazing mess that you managed to pull off. Thanks for making me face palm. ??
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freddygasman
| 18
and the question is, what are four words that don't describe op?
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homesuckfucker
| 28
Sucks that you got hurt, but they do say to drink in moderation for a reason.
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Chikiriwak
| 17
Well... you got drunk...
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everybodysnerves
| 5
decent friends tho, may not have protected your face, but tried to protect your pride
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Worse in the long run. I would rather have a few scrapes from the floor and know, over marching into the club and demanding to see the footage of myself being beaten up by a rogue employee, only to witness myself falling over. Bad decision from the friends