By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
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gogo44444 28

You should get a restraining order on yourself

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ExtremeEncounter 32

More like beat up by the doormat.

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SOILEDIT 51

Well, YDI for drinking yourself shitfaced.

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thestoryofacaleb 14

Totally your fault. Definitely deserved that one. Sorry OP- feel better soon.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

More like beat up by the doormat.

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TacticalBacon 10

Great friends you got their...

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Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Elegant..Classy. Cunning and finesse. Simple terms to describe this amazing mess that you managed to pull off. Thanks for making me face palm. ??

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freddygasman 18

and the question is, what are four words that don't describe op?

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homesuckfucker 28

Sucks that you got hurt, but they do say to drink in moderation for a reason.

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everybodysnerves 5

decent friends tho, may not have protected your face, but tried to protect your pride

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Feklfekl2222 32

Worse in the long run. I would rather have a few scrapes from the floor and know, over marching into the club and demanding to see the footage of myself being beaten up by a rogue employee, only to witness myself falling over. Bad decision from the friends

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