FML : Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security...

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 April 2016 08:25 /

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By gogo44444 | 28

#6579729 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

You should get a restraining order on yourself

By ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6579730 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

More like beat up by the doormat.

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By SOILEDIT | 51

#6579724 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:42

Well, YDI for drinking yourself shitfaced.

By timmay801 | 10

#6579725 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:43

First vote

By thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6579728 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:43

Totally your fault. Definitely deserved that one. Sorry OP- feel better soon.

By gogo44444 | 28

#6579729 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

You should get a restraining order on yourself

dhiran_singh | 16

#6579753 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:58

And stay 500 m away from yourself LOL

vikky538 | 28

#6579951 - Thursday 14 April 2016 2:55

Best comment ever!

Delta_0DST | 12

#6580250 - Thursday 14 April 2016 16:17

I'm a bit curious as to how that'll work

By ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6579730 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

More like beat up by the doormat.

Delta_0DST | 12

#6580251 - Thursday 14 April 2016 16:18

Achievement Unlocked

By TacticalBacon | 10

#6579731 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

Great friends you got their...

_ravens_ | 11

#6579818 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 22:29

There*

By Xx_Slayer_xX | 22

#6579733 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:45

Elegant..Classy. Cunning and finesse. Simple terms to describe this amazing mess that you managed to pull off. Thanks for making me face palm. ??

freddygasman | 18

#6580393 - Thursday 14 April 2016 23:31

and the question is, what are four words that don't describe op?

By homesuckfucker | 28

#6579735 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:46

Sucks that you got hurt, but they do say to drink in moderation for a reason.

By Chikiriwak | 12

#6579736 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:46

Well... you got drunk...

By everybodysnerves | 5

#6579737 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:46

decent friends tho, may not have protected your face, but tried to protect your pride

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6579809 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:59

Worse in the long run. I would rather have a few scrapes from the floor and know, over marching into the club and demanding to see the footage of myself being beaten up by a rogue employee, only to witness myself falling over. Bad decision from the friends