Health: Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking....

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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gogo44444 28

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

You should get a restraining order on yourself

ExtremeEncounter 32

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

More like beat up by the doormat.

Comments

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:38

I got no sympathy for someone who chose to drink him/herself completely shitfaced drunk. YDI

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:42

Maybe it's time to drink less when you go out with friends.

v4valour 15

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:45

How is this NOT a YDI

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 13 April 2016 22:00

thats what you get for drinking.

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 13 April 2016 22:46

Time to maybe cut back a bit? Have a few butnifnyou can't remember gravity kicking your ass then you've been partying a little too hard.

sparkledoge 29

Wednesday 13 April 2016 22:55

At least your friends were trying to make you feel better about yourself ?

MitiMiki 16

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:05

Ah, the joys of alcohol. If you are getting yourself into bad situations as a result of your drinking, or worse, doing stupid things that you don't remember, it may be time to reassess your relationship with alcohol.