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By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML
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Druu 53

That's just silly. Everyone knows you're supposed to shout "CANNONBALL" when you perform a cannonball.

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GhostFox 33
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There's no reason to get that drunk.

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GhostFox 33
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There's no reason to get that drunk.

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WeirdUS 29

You should cut back or stop drinking if you are doing things like that while drunk.

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Druu 53

That's just silly. Everyone knows you're supposed to shout "CANNONBALL" when you perform a cannonball.

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Emily Bogdonas 4
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LOL don't listen to the haters thats awesome ??

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RichardPencil 30
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That's sad. Now you won't be able to have children. That's why always wear a cup -- to protect my coccyx and my tentacles.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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I take it you got an anatomy lesson from Doc Bastard.

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Regulate 21
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Either this didn't happen or someone had to post this for you. No way someone that stupid could work out how to use a keyboard.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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People who get this drunk don't get my sympathy.

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Pixiewolfe 46
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Being drunk has consequences. Having no children in the future is apparently one of them.

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Talis99 26

Do you not know what a coccyx is?

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's why you don't go half drunk, you always go full drunk and just pass out. That way you can't hurt yourself doing dumb drunk shit.

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Rebecca Stockert 16
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everyone is aware that a coccyx is a tailbone right..? im confused at how having children came into play.. sorry op tough break

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Marlon4136 4

I think everyone is kidding. The first person to post something about not being able to have children made a reference to coccyx and tentacles (instead of testicles).

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