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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML
That's just silly. Everyone knows you're supposed to shout "CANNONBALL" when you perform a cannonball.
There's no reason to get that drunk.