By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
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vipirius 18

People blaming their actions on being drunk and refusing to take responsibility pisses me off so much. I hope you didn't just let it go OP.

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Arjunt 5

Sorry OP :(. Hope you feel better

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Arjunt 5

Sorry OP :(. Hope you feel better

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Demig0d6 14

Hope op had a nice walk on the street I guess...

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CharismaGeek 19

No he didn't! He got hit in the head with a baseball bat!

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nattlecakes 19

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol! Anybody? No? Okay...

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess you were Peanut Butter & Jelly to him...

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clemsi 20

looks like you get to start lol

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cypherwars 15

So sad OP Get well soon!

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vipirius 18

People blaming their actions on being drunk and refusing to take responsibility pisses me off so much. I hope you didn't just let it go OP.

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PIGaming 21

in Australia, self-induced intoxication is not a defence an OP's attacker would be charged with 'assault with the intention of causing serious injury'

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King_Nero 15

Assuming they're American then they should have been charged with assault and public intoxication. But I'm sure most countries are that way.

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PIGaming 21

You should be held completely liable for your actions if you are self-induced intoxicated anywhere in the world. OP's attacker deserves everything they get.

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Driv3r001 8

I see future charges being pressed.

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thunderfucked 23

Wouldn't it be assault with a deadly weapon?

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clemsi 20

The knockout game: drunk edition.... got to love assholes that go for an attack of opportunity.

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Gittoh 21

you mean psychopats.

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badluckalex 23

psychopaths* ;)

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doctorhook86 24

#15: *psychobats. ...You know, because of the baseball bat.

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martin8337 35

Darn auto correct.

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Metagame 12

Yeah, because your phone will definitely think you mean "psychopats."

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Pixiecrack 11

Be careful when walking through cities, always be aware of your surroundings, there are some idiots out there doing this moronic thing called "wilding"...even if u r in ur car be aware, if a group of people start to form, just get the hell out there quick

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shelbelz 4

whats "wilding"?

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toaster123 11

it sounds like a moronic thing...

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Fuaaad1994 31

I read that as wildling

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EdenCrystal 21

35, 38: an outrageous rampage usually involving sexual attacks by men on women.

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skyeyez9 24

Sounds like when a group of feral dipshits get together and surround an individual (usually a female, or the elderly) like a mob and beat them unconscious "for fun." I would love for them to surround the wrong person and get shot.

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Danne696 14

Like the group that harrassed and then attacked two transvestites. The transvestites, however, turned out to be professional MMA fighters on their way to a themed party :) One hell of a good video.

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daisylokes 16

why all the dislikes on #5..... shes just giving advise. Haters

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Mynamewontfi 40

It sickens me that some people don't take responsibility for their actions, especially when hurting someone while being drunk. Hope you get well soon.

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mannatee 19

It's bullshit that anyone thinks they don't have to take responsibility for their actions, I don't give a shit if you have a mental disability, you still have to take responsibility

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laden_swallow09 34

I'm favoriting this FML solely for your comment. Thank you.

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MidnaLink 33

Alan, Sirin, do not delete this FML. Keep it up so that people can see this comment.

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Fuaaad1994 31

Well obviously if he was drunk then that makes it okay. Idiot.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Obviously. Unless he used an aluminum bat.

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91hayek 31

This is ******* sick. If this is from the Knockout Game, there needs to be a revision of the laws that penalise dumb fuckwits who latch onto crazes from the internet. If you were inspired by the internet and it is an actual craze; and you did it to get notoriety on the web, you do serious time in buttrape prison. No two ways about it. Fuck that guy. Hope you get better OP.

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Brandi_Faith 33

This needs a follow up because I want to know if that guy got charged! If he got away than hopefully the witness can give a good sketch to the police. This shouldn't go unpunished as it will most likely happen again to someone else and this time the guy may cause serious brain damage or kill someone.

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Gittoh 21

damn. Hitting strangers, even hitting hard enough to do that and still wont take responsibility? That is a psychopat right there, do him a favor and turn him in before he kills someone. (maybe he will learn a thing or two. maybe.)

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