Health: Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom...

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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tiger1 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:05

Well I guess "rough night" would be an understatement, huh?

Comments

tiger1 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?

ichinikis 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:00

Eat a nice sandwich before drinking next time, it helps so that you won't get hungover

FrietvanPiet 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:04

Bullshit, if you drink 20 beers after a sandwich you will still be hungover.

LevyLove 17

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:07

The key to avoiding hangovers is making sure you stay hydrated. I always get really thirsty if I'm drinking... And drinking a lot of water definitely helps.

ZombieVampirez 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:57

Pizza or anything greasy helps. Or just don't drink over your limit.

lexos 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 12:34

That doesnt work. You have 2 options to prevent a hangover. Drink less alcohol or drink water or something else without alcohol after every 1 or 2 beers.