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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Granted... you still mopped it up. Just with your side instead of the less painful option of the mop.
I mean... at least you TRIED to help and hopefully no one else got hurt!