FML : Today, arriving home with my boyfriend after a night away, we opened our bedroom door to find his younger brother and a girl naked in our bed. She looked...

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Today, arriving home with my boyfriend after a night away, we opened our bedroom door to find his younger brother and a girl naked in our bed. She looked at me, looked at him and said, "Ew. Who's that?" She then asked for a pair of socks, because she had, "rank feet". FML

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You deserved it

By Anon - / Friday 17 March 2017 13:00 / Australia

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By JayWelt | 9

#7426124 - Friday 17 March 2017 06:06

I really hope you told her f off and kicked them both out.

By Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7426123 - Friday 17 March 2017 06:04

Call the police, you're brother sounds like he deserves the arrest

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By Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7426123 - Friday 17 March 2017 06:04

Call the police, you're brother sounds like he deserves the arrest

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steeeeeevveeee | 2

#7426192 - Friday 17 March 2017 09:17

its his younger brother

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MidnaLink | 30

#7426238 - Friday 17 March 2017 11:48

So?

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Sheepiebeepie | 15

#7426365 - Saturday 18 March 2017 08:57

This response doesn't make sense here

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DaDezza244 | 29

#7426557 - Saturday 18 March 2017 07:13

It's your, not you are; and the brother is related to Op's Boyfriend, not OP herself/himself

By JayWelt | 9

#7426124 - Friday 17 March 2017 06:06

I really hope you told her f off and kicked them both out.

By Mooglefox | 19

#7426125 - Friday 17 March 2017 06:07

Tell the bitch that wasn't the part of her that smells.

By RinoaHeartilly | 28

#7426154 - Friday 17 March 2017 07:18

Tell her no and kick them out.

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7426198 - Friday 17 March 2017 09:43

If her feet are rank I can only imagine her other "parts" probably aren't the cleanliest either. Like...eww. I hope you got that skank out of your bed asap.

By OCD_NME | 9

#7426222 - Friday 17 March 2017 10:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By interesting33 | 32

#7426268 - Saturday 18 March 2017 01:49

how old are they?? they sound very young and immature.

By ChillaKilla | 1

#7426523 - Saturday 18 March 2017 05:24

Suplex the bitch off your bed and pile the sheets on her

By devans00 | 14

#7426543 - Saturday 18 March 2017 06:40

Disgusting on so many levels. Brother boyfriend in law is a problem.

By Manual_Manoosy | 21

#7441908 - Thursday 20 April 2017 06:46

So did you join them?

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