Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Double agent
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
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supimnyancat 9
At least you didn't find out through Facebook.
The_CL0GGER 0
Dump him... doesnt seem too difficult to me
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Comments (121)
supimnyancat 9
At least you didn't find out through Facebook.
Calyx_fml 22
At least...
sidewaysponytail 0
17- u go girl!!
YesyDidWhat 0
1- what do you mean at-least? What's the difference he still f*cked her over.
JackeeDawn 9
Social sites ruin cheating you know
CrassKal 27
17- Because divorce can result in pretty bad consequences. Like, losing your house, kids, property, etc.
mhopper 13
60, did you just justify cheating? It's wrong in every circumstance, especially involving marriage vows. Some people consider those sacred before the law and God.
kittenvks 11
60- people like you are why cheating is becoming an epidemic and divorce rates I ridiculous I would think. No respect for what a relationship is supposed to be!
outstandtacular 11
37, why did you feel the need to put an asterisk in place of the u in ******?
kittenvks 11
^potty mouth
aJaguarinRed 9
60- and just think if you hadn't invested in any of those with the person you're cheating on you'd never have to worry, except perhaps about the next person you wish to screw over so brazenly.
CrassKal 27
66-I was answering 17's question as to why people don't get a divorce. I in no way was trying to justify cheating. Way to jump to that conclusion...
The_CL0GGER 0
Dump him... doesnt seem too difficult to me
TheVelocirabbit 10
Or, to take revenge, tell his wife, remove all his furniture out into the street and make blowup pictures of the proof to hang on the house.
kittenvks 11
I think going that far is a little inappropriate personally, I think that would also hurt/shame the wife to all neighbors/friends as well and that's unfair. Though, I do agree she should also be told and proof shown. No one wants to believe their husband that they have children with is cheating.
TheVelocirabbit 10
I was actually just kidding~ >u
kittenvks 11
My point exactly 81, there are a lot of followers out there that would do that just because someone said to. That's all I'm saying, that's why we have shows like Jerry :) though I really do get the humor in it
supimnyancat 9
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LuckMyFive 4
Another reason to never ever use Instagram.
trivel64 16
but then she never would have found out...
allard 14
I humbly accept rule from the llama queen.
mduerden 18
Eventually... Yes
onlychildFTW 34
So Instagram is useful! First time I've heard/seen it NOT be a waste of time.
aleeshttylXD 9
hey, #34.. dont u have ig too? i saw u before!
Funnywayz 0
Because you don't want to find out if your bf/gf had some serious secrets? Okay? Well I would...
fluorescentadole_fml 8
what are the first few reasons?
supimnyancat 9
Mods ******* suck
omegaswag 2
You're Satan aren't you? how ironic
CaramelMacchiato 13
At first I was like WTF. Then I read OP's username and I'm still like WTF. That's scary, man.
simplylost643 0
#23- I believe what they were implying is that Satan is known as the Father of Lies, in biblical literature. Therefore, because the OP's username is hailsatan666 they should be willing to embrace Satan for all characteristic traits, including but not limited to his untruthful approach to all. So the fact that the OP would be posting an FML would be ironic, on the basis that they theoretically worship that which they're now complaining about. Then again, I could be just as confused as you are.
auzz1_pride 9
55) you just made me more confused :L
kittenvks 11
Ok 58 I will explain it. In the bible Satan is known as the father of lies. Since OPs username is what it is 55 is saying that they should accept and be proud of the traits the guy in the post has as said guy is a lying cheating piece of shit. :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ what?
kittenvks 11
Damnit 73 LOL if you "hail Satan" then you APPROVE of Satan. If you approve of Satan you approve of lying. The guy lied to OP so she should approve. How's that?
kittenvks 11
John 8:44 specifically. Not saying I'm a Bible thumper or even Christian, so let's not start that shit lol, just answering the question. Love the reference too ;)
omegaswag 2
Yeah, my friend wrote that. I'm not even quite sure what it means.
mvems 13
Well not only is he a lying, cheating asshole; he's also a nimrod.
mvems 13
Nim? Where is the rod? He is not a nim, he is a nimrod for those who didnt collect that.
Rowdey 10
I doubt anybody "collected" that..
mvems 13
On my phone my comment says "he is also a nim..." even though I typed out nimrod. I didn't want to leave people confused seeing as nim isn't a word.
alitheMC 6
What the **** is a nimrod?
paperroll880 16
Pathetic asshole. Dump him
CaramelMacchiato 13
I really hope OP made a typo and meant 'ex' boyfriend.
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ I mean * the guy I WAS dating. Keyword: Was
kittenvks 11
Normally, I would down vote these types of comments. "dump him/her" is usually inappropriate with FML but lately it seems there's no other solution with douchebags like this. Hopefully the wife finds out and does the same, FHL and FYL OP
egc573 40
Those poor kids. F Their lives! Their dad's an asshole.
mickyb10 13
That sucks real bad at least u know how big of a jerk he is