By shittyemployee - 28/07/2018 19:00

Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 846
You deserved it 3 167

Same thing different taste

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I don't mean that in a perverted way I'm just curious cause I never had my face slammed into a wall during sex.

julfunky 29

I’m guessing she was arched — head tilted back. Either over the side of the bed or just a dramatic arching in bed. Severe thrusting slammed her too far.

julfunky 29

I’m guessing she was arched — head tilted back. Either over the side of the bed or just a dramatic arching in bed. Severe thrusting slammed her too far.

It's called having all night wild pig sex.

Hello, shittyemployee, the first step is Admitting You Have a Problem.

You got your boo-boo from over-doing the snoo-snoo.

Now that's what I call some great sex😈😌

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chessu 21

Not sure I agree with the YDIs.. I mean yeah I guess, she put herself in this position and going to work hungover etc. isn't the bestest of practices, she's probably young and allowed to have fun and despite all made it to work anyway. Good on you, girl!