FML : Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head,...

Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shittyemployee - / Saturday 28 July 2018 19:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7667210 - Saturday 28 July 2018 19:55

You got your boo-boo from over-doing the snoo-snoo.

By Emelka_fml | 18

#7667214 - Saturday 28 July 2018 20:04

Fifty shades of ouch!

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By joeyl1990 | 28

#7667186 - Saturday 28 July 2018 19:09

What kind of sex were you having?

joeyl1990 | 28

#7667189 - Saturday 28 July 2018 19:10

I don't mean that in a perverted way I'm just curious cause I never had my face slammed into a wall during sex.

julfunky | 26

#7667217 - Saturday 28 July 2018 20:06

I’m guessing she was arched — head tilted back. Either over the side of the bed or just a dramatic arching in bed. Severe thrusting slammed her too far.

julfunky | 26

#7667218 - Saturday 28 July 2018 20:07

I’m guessing she was arched — head tilted back. Either over the side of the bed or just a dramatic arching in bed. Severe thrusting slammed her too far.

Charlie Given | 19

#7668562 - Sunday 29 July 2018 6:33

It's called having all night wild pig sex.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7667204 - Saturday 28 July 2018 19:41

Hello, shittyemployee, the first step is Admitting You Have a Problem.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7667210 - Saturday 28 July 2018 19:55

You got your boo-boo from over-doing the snoo-snoo.

By Emelka_fml | 18

#7667214 - Saturday 28 July 2018 20:04

Fifty shades of ouch!

By Abbusser | 8

#7667238 - Saturday 28 July 2018 20:59

Were they the walls at the bus stop shelter?

By melisssa87 | 30

#7667264 - Saturday 28 July 2018 22:39

How did you manage to not pass by a mirror at all?

By Charlie Given | 19

#7668561 - Sunday 29 July 2018 6:31

Now that's what I call some great sex😈😌

By commandpriority | 5

#7668667 - Sunday 29 July 2018 17:01

She sounds like fun!!

By Little Dick | 19

#7668832 - Monday 30 July 2018 6:16

Can I get your number?

By chessu | 21

#7670090 - Wednesday 1 August 2018 20:15

Not sure I agree with the YDIs.. I mean yeah I guess, she put herself in this position and going to work hungover etc. isn't the bestest of practices, she's probably young and allowed to have fun and despite all made it to work anyway. Good on you, girl!