Miscellaneous: Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 14:04 - United States - Bel Air

Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually abused as a child, one of them blurted "Pics or it didn't happen." How did the others react? With outrage? No, just with awkward chuckling. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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One-uppers are so annoying

By it still was! - 12/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a support group talking about how my sister and I were raised in a cult. Never one to be outdone, the loud mouth of the group piped up and scoffed, “Oh please! If it didn’t make the news and no one died, then it wasn’t a cult!” Sorry I wasn’t murdered. It was still abusive as fuck. FML

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By Stephen - 24/03/2012 21:07 - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

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By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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By backtosquareone - 04/10/2009 09:42 - Canada

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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RumpPlug 4

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

**** those friends, leave them.

Guy1009 15

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

Time for new friends.

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loueasy 23

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:29

Dicks

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

Vaginas

thestoryofacaleb 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 1:07

Hopefully not in pics.

RumpPlug 4

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

**** those friends, leave them.

krazy789 28

Thursday 14 April 2016 3:11

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LiveForSenpai 13

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:19

37, if you can't tell your friends sensitive information, they really don't deserve to be called "friends" :P

logan00_fml 15

Friday 15 April 2016 2:11

I died laughing personally

Lsalt007 6

Friday 20 May 2016 10:45

Me too

Guy1009 15

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

Time for new friends.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 14 April 2016 23:16

Agreed. You trusted them with something about you that they should never joke about but they went ahead and did it anyways. Get friends who are sympathetic and not total douchebags.

teentee401 36

Saturday 16 April 2016 4:44

Your profile picture goes perfectly with the comment.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 19 April 2016 21:20

I was going to say the same thing, 143 XD

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Thursday 14 April 2016 0:31

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Thursday 14 April 2016 1:02

No one makes a comment like that by "accident"

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Dale_shackleford 13

Thursday 14 April 2016 1:17

Maybe they were uncomfortable and didn't know how to ease he tension. I've done stupid shut in situations like that, but not that bad.

mjtg25 3

Thursday 14 April 2016 4:46

maybe they spoke before thinking about it first.

NightKat 25

Thursday 14 April 2016 4:57

I agree with you #5. Sometimes the filter just isn't on, and inappropriate things just kinda slip out. Been there, done that. The friend wasn't trying to be insensitive. And they were probably trying to laugh it off because it was so awkward, and they didn't know what else to do. You never know.

lunaangel 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:22

i do get that although wildly inapropriat kids tend to not handle serious situations well

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:32

That's truly awful, OP. I'm sorry you had to go through that. And those friends ought to be ashamed of themselves!

Jord_Fox 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:33

Did you show them the pics?

0262944 15

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:50

lol

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 14 April 2016 1:05

dude... no.

lilchica22001 22

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:34

That's disgusting! You definitely need new friends OP. Maybe look into joining a support group. They have lots on Facebook and you would be able to talk to people who have experienced what you have. It would surely help to be able to talk about it with like-minded people who aren't scumbags like your friends.