Chikiriwak

About Chikiriwak

Just a guy who has FML's on a weekly basis, but can't get my stuff out there. Still I love to laugh at these during my breaks. Love to hear more stories from all of you. Message me if you want I get bored a lot.

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Chikiriwak's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SnapeIsGood - / Tuesday 8 November 2016 09:44 / Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By saashtow - / Friday 7 October 2016 05:00 / United States - Auburn

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dukemisery / Saturday 1 October 2016 05:34 / Hong Kong - Central District

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it