Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
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ladytigerhunts 20
At least it was in a hole.
LyricaSilvan 30
I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.
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Comments (113)
vikky538 29
You have to start dating... Like now
berkeleyjake 13
chocolate? glazed? maple? sprinkles?
me1224 12
Note to self: get laid
Epic_Joe_79 1
You know your American when...
logank013 20
Was it good sex?
ahomelessmario 9
LOL
ouijacorn 9
Was it filled with KY Jelly?
NotRussian 16
Just don't pull an Ariana Grande.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Wow, you must have a dull sex life for a donut to be the best you've had in bed. Don't get me wrong donuts are awesome... just not for having sex with. XD
dannnngthatsux 19
So that's how they turn glazed donuts into cream filled!!! All together now.. EW!!!!