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Digging

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter is such a greedy idiot. Her ex was voluntarily giving her over £1000 for the kid but she decided she wanted more, and dragged him to child support court. She’s now only getting about £500 and her ex, who formerly had a great relationship with her, now hates her guts. Idiot. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 April 2024 23:05

I'm sorry to hear that, for both of you, but hopefully she learned a lesson.

emmalou 19

Thursday 11 April 2024 7:50

why didn't you have her speak with the lawyer before taking action? teach her to go about it the smart way

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Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 April 2024 23:05

I'm sorry to hear that, for both of you, but hopefully she learned a lesson.

emmalou 19

Thursday 11 April 2024 7:50

why didn't you have her speak with the lawyer before taking action? teach her to go about it the smart way

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