By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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n1rvanat1zed 0

Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

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perdix 29

At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

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z411811 0

iPhone first. you pretty lame

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n1rvanat1zed 0

Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

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PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0

Terrific Point!

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i_heart_boobies 0

so true .. .and atleast it was **** .. .not brüno

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FailBear920 19

maybe he got wet watching himself doing the five finger shuffle! O.0

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Lkdude77 0

Lmfao thats actually HIlarious omg how does that happen?

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perdix 29

At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

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perdix 29

Not Kevin, but maybe Sir Francis. Not that I'm gay, but I loooooooooove the Scientific Method.

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redbluegreen 40

http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/2009053 Read. Melt. Love. Moan. Repeat.

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perdix 29

I remember that one, and the with the girl whose bf was looking up bacon-wrapped recipes on his iPhone while making out. I noticed no one called "fake" on either, because bacon is just that good.

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MrNewOrleans 0

I've had a wet dream about a crab eating a donut....

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FAKEstfu 0

Way to suck at life.....seriously..... YDI. So how does it feel to be the biggest loser on FML?

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