Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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n1rvanat1zed
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Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!
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perdix
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At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.
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nam3
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first
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z411811
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iPhone first.
you pretty lame
you pretty lame
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n1rvanat1zed
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Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!
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PsYcHoSOADLaDy
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Terrific Point!
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i_heart_boobies
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so true .. .and atleast it was porn .. .not brüno
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FailBear920
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maybe he got wet watching himself doing the five finger shuffle! O.0
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Lkdude77
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Lmfao thats actually HIlarious omg how does that happen?
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ilikeu12
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haha
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perdix
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At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.
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redbluegreen
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Or bacon. (;
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perdix
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Not Kevin, but maybe Sir Francis. Not that I'm gay, but I loooooooooove the Scientific Method.
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redbluegreen
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http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/2009053
Read.
Melt.
Love.
Moan.
Repeat.
Read.
Melt.
Love.
Moan.
Repeat.
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perdix
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I remember that one, and the with the girl whose bf was looking up bacon-wrapped recipes on his iPhone while making out.
I noticed no one called "fake" on either, because bacon is just that good.
I noticed no one called "fake" on either, because bacon is just that good.
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MrNewOrleans
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I've had a wet dream about a crab eating a donut....
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AlwaysWatching
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....personal experience #6?
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FAKEstfu
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Way to suck at life.....seriously..... YDI. So how does it feel to be the biggest loser on FML?
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head2133
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Trololololol
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stupiddumbblonde
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Ewwie.
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RFreedom
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YDI for having that attitude
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Metrick2
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at least sum1 was gettin laid. lol