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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Wizardo 33

Anyone that can't manage this feat is a lightweight and a loser.

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NickACD 27

Great insight there. Really in depth.

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RageWolf16 31

This is an ideal top comment. So witty. So tactful.

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Shadowvoid 33

He is a joke but that dream is something I would have taken to the grave.

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derpina72 23

Almost one year later and now he's our president-elect. Hahaha hahahaha ha ha. Ha. h-*cries*

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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tintarroja 31

Dreams are so strange sometimes... I know how you feel. I once dreamt that I had sex with George Bush. FML

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Eyeslick 33

I don't know which dream is worse..... OPs or yours...

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Death546 25

OP's. They may both be idiots, but at least George Bush was a decent human being.

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JKPwnage 27

#68 He let 9/11 happen despite multiple warnings, and then got the country into a pointless war.

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mswim 27

She probably woke up screaming with a dream like that lol.

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toastbrot 9

when your partner isn't overly jealous it's quite usual/ok to tell them about your sex dreams. it can be hot - or in this case just funny.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Making America great again, heh?

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jessreallysucks 19

this is the best thing I've ever read tbh. I'm so sorry that happened though

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