By Cake Dreams - 8/10/2018 22:15
Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
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  RichardPencil  |  28


Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.”

Also, cakes are total sluts — they let anybody eat them.

No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

By  RichardPencil  |  28

That is so wrong! You need some serious help.

Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.