Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.
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Chris Ratliff Jr.
| 8
Why yes I'll take a slice.
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Leeono
| 26
You know what they say... You don’t have to fake it when you cake it.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.
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RichardPencil
| 29
What?
Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.”
Also, cakes are total sluts — they let anybody eat them.
No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.
Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.”
Also, cakes are total sluts — they let anybody eat them.
No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Hey, if you share your cake, that's on you. Me, I like to keep my diabetes to myself. And not every cake has frosting. Some are just really moist.
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Chris Ratliff Jr.
| 8
Why yes I'll take a slice.
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PhoenixChick
| 26
If you tell us you had cake after that, it will be the most satisfying erotic story I've ever read.
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pugs
| 12
I see nothing wrong with this post.
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melisssa87
| 30
Oh man you need to get yourself some chocolate cake
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Glowworm56
| 25
"Oh yeah, baby! Eat me!"
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RichardPencil
| 29
That is so wrong! You need some serious help.
Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.
Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.
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acmariner99
| 24
So did you lick it? The cake?
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distortedcognition
| 17
Are you on a diet? If so it might be time for a cheat day