Intimacy and Health: Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking...

By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 32

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Monday 24 September 2018 15:49

I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

Chris Ratliff Jr. 8

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Monday 24 September 2018 18:10

Why yes I'll take a slice.

Leeono 26

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Monday 24 September 2018 14:47

You know what they say... You don’t have to fake it when you cake it.

BurnInDemonFire 32

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Monday 24 September 2018 15:49

I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:38

What? Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.” Also, cakes are total sluts — they let anybody eat them. No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

BurnInDemonFire 32

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Tuesday 9 October 2018 6:50

Hey, if you share your cake, that's on you. Me, I like to keep my diabetes to myself. And not every cake has frosting. Some are just really moist.

Chris Ratliff Jr. 8

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Monday 24 September 2018 18:10

Why yes I'll take a slice.

PhoenixChick 26

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Monday 8 October 2018 23:29

If you tell us you had cake after that, it will be the most satisfying erotic story I've ever read.

pugs 12

Monday 8 October 2018 23:38

I see nothing wrong with this post.

Glowworm56 25

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Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:49

"Oh yeah, baby! Eat me!"

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:54

That is so wrong! You need some serious help. Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.