You know what they say... You don’t have to fake it when you cake it.

I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

What?

Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.”

Also, cakes are total sluts — they let anybody eat them.

No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

Hey, if you share your cake, that's on you. Me, I like to keep my diabetes to myself. And not every cake has frosting. Some are just really moist.

Why yes I'll take a slice.

If you tell us you had cake after that, it will be the most satisfying erotic story I've ever read.

I see nothing wrong with this post.

"Oh yeah, baby! Eat me!"

That is so wrong! You need some serious help.

Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.

So did you lick it? The cake?

Are you on a diet? If so it might be time for a cheat day

OP...I believe you and I may just be soul mates. 😂