By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 745
You deserved it 55 986

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tboudre 0

if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!


hahayousucks 3

39 speaks the truth. op should try punching her car. cause punching fixes everything

because men tend to get in less accidents but the accidents cost more money. men don't get into fender benders they tend to roll cars and shit like that

Bees_fml 0

#51 speaks the truth. The stats say women get in far more accidents than men, but men get in more serious accidents than women.

TheDrifter 23

I'm surprised nobody mentioned that op may have caused little damage but also committed a felony.

rasellersjr 0

It's a misdemeanor, not a felony. Leaving the scene of an accident falls under traffic code, at least here in MD, not criminal code. That is most likely the case anywhere in the US. Can't speak for other countries.

carpediemryders 0

you are correct, the only way in America it falls under a felony if it's during a commission of another felony crime.

TheDrifter 23

Ah my mistake. Googled it and found it's only a felony in the USA if it's during the commission of a felony or if it's an injury accident.

#113, your hair is beautiful, I have long hair too.

ummmm. I'm a criminal defense attorney. in most jurisdictions, that is a misdomeanir, not a felony.

I'm assuming your Asian and your gender doesn't help you ether.

I think he just needs to stop driving

popprock 13

That's really uncool. YDI for hitting the car then leaving.... Some people.

I'm wondering how you even got your license

why the f do they keep giving license to the shittty drivers? you are the reason for road rage

Because it's either that, or have to get in the car with them again when they are prepared to take the test over. I would pass her too ;)

tboudre 0

if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!

****! for your own safety, and the safety of others, hand in your licence immediately!!!

YDI. Some people shouldn't b driving...

Damn women drivers, learn to ******* drive. You're probably the same person that hit my car last week and didn't leave a note or anything!

A person assumes that every person of one gender has a certain negative trait. Is this: A- Sexism B- Stereotyping C- Idiocy D- Generalizing E- All of the above

I always find mens comments about women drivers entertaining because the most important judge of women drivers- the insurance companies and all their research- says we are safer drivers to the point that we get driving discounts several years earlier than men. That being said, OP shouldn't be on the road and needs to learn honesty.

hhaalleeyy 0

I agree however I believe only american women and Asian women suck at driving. btw I'm a woman. Everyday I encounter at least 10 horrible women drivers on the road for every 1 man.

Wow, thank you! Look at that honesty from a woman. I agree, I am an excellent driver and seeing people never signal, weave all over, turn or go straight from the wrong lane and almost cause accidents, these things drive me nuts. So whenever I pass someone who I witnessed make a terrible error or just drive like an ass, I profile the driver. I wouldnt say I witness 1/10 ratio, but its definitely more women than men making just idiotic mistakes because they werent paying enough attention or dont care to signal or drive the right way. The men do idiotic things on purpose because they're assholes. it's two different things, the men drive like assholes because they think its a badass renegade thing to do, women just think they are great drivers even though they have no idea what they're doing.

No, most of us just get pissed off at the bad drivers so do idiotic things on purpose. Most of the time I'm a very good driver. Now, any man in a big truck just drives like an ass because they are one.

#49 Get off your high horse. Statistics show men are safer drivers. The reason they have more accidents in total, is that once you factor in all the male dominated jobs like truck drivers, taxi drivers, delivery drivers, police etc etc, men spend more time driving than women. A truck driver likely spends 60+ hours a week on the road. You're average commuter, maybe 15 hours.

I am of the female origin and even I have to admit that there are a lot more bad women drivers than there are men. That being said, I try to not be like those women, and actually pay attention to what I'm doing.

facebookkiller 0
catiebug4evr 0

that's a ****** sexist remark!!! you've probly done the same thing so don't even go there!!

Men who say things like "go back to the kitchen" are just insecure. Women are now allowed an equal place in society and it scares them so they react like a child.

You are so annoying, and these idiots who make "make a sandwich" "get back in the kitchen" type of comments simply thrive on people like you, because they upset you. Everyone knows women can work, and one day will be able to vote maybe, or even run for a local, small time gov't office, so you arent enlightening anyone, you're just playing into their hands chill out and just read the moronic drivel and then move on with your day