By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
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Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...


lol. oh and btw first :)

Zer0de 0

Double post my bad.

This kid's a noob fag.

NoahStaz 3

Whats your problem Douchèbag

RobinKCS 9

What does OP mean?

Vociferouslife 4

I don't think this is FML worthy. Honestly, there are many foods that release the same endorphins many would receive from light sexual activity. I think this could have been a LOT weirder. As is, I hope you continue to have those awesome dreams!

Link5794 18

Odorless Poison

iBiteRoses 22

That was awesome.

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...


more like foodgasm

mangoboy1 19

I guess she just has a food fetish

Similar to the FML about a guy having a sexual dream about bacon.....please come up with something more original

TurtleGenius 0

Did it taste good?

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

mybabaygirl 0

Your hot. Js

And I thought I dreamt about weird things. I'm joking, but FYL. Hope no one saw?

Zer0de 0

God Dang it! FML messed up my post.

Well if it tasted good whats the shame?

fkcyl 0

#4 so true. Whats up with guys touching themselves. thats what hookers are for..

loludeserveit 0

I guess you AND #4 failed to notice the pink female symbol, huh?

...Dammit, misread the comment and here's an edited, useless comment. Let's play a game of how many thumb downs it can get.