FML : Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how...

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hdat - / Thursday 11 June 2009 17:51 / Canada

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By _Skies | 0

#294665 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

By swirlsofhoney | 0

#294640 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good

just not that good...

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By mattiscool | 0

#294634 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:28

lol. oh and btw first :)

By Zer0de | 0

#294639 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:28

Double post my bad.

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megashroom | 6

#984887 - Monday 26 April 2010 1:15

This kid's a noob fag.

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ronton | 4

#1049128 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:47

fat!!!

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duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1106635 - Sunday 18 July 2010 18:12

fake and gay

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NoahStaz | 3

#2259516 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:39

Whats your problem Douchèbag

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RobinKCS | 9

#3258595 - Thursday 8 September 2011 21:18

What does OP mean?

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Vociferouslife | 4

#4456598 - Saturday 19 May 2012 20:24

I don't think this is FML worthy. Honestly, there are many foods that release the same endorphins many would receive from light sexual activity. I think this could have been a LOT weirder. As is, I hope you continue to have those awesome dreams!

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Link5794 | 16

#5082916 - Friday 26 October 2012 3:30

Odorless Poison

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iBiteRoses | 22

#5122875 - Wednesday 7 November 2012 5:01

That was awesome.

By swirlsofhoney | 0

#294640 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good

just not that good...

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iLucid | 0

#615929 - Sunday 11 October 2009 21:57

Freegasm...

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i_love_germany | 0

#758587 - Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:17

more like foodgasm

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mangoboy1 | 19

#5391314 - Sunday 3 March 2013 18:38

I guess she just has a food fetish

By omglyktotally78 | 0

#294647 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

Similar to the FML about a guy having a sexual dream about bacon.....please come up with something more original

By TurtleGenius | 0

#294658 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Did it taste good?

By _Skies | 0

#294665 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

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mybabaygirl | 0

#3975681 - Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:45

Your hot. Js

By cooldude95 | 0

#294670 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:32

And I thought I dreamt about weird things.

I'm joking, but FYL. Hope no one saw?

By Zer0de | 0

#294674 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:32

God Dang it! FML messed up my post.

By NoneOfTheAbove | 0

#294675 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:32

Well if it tasted good whats the shame?

By fkcyl | 0

#294676 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:32

#4 so true. Whats up with guys touching themselves. thats what hookers are for..

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loludeserveit | 0

#1303115 - Thursday 26 August 2010 12:53

I guess you AND #4 failed to notice the pink female symbol, huh?

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DragonDude | 24

#5810004 - Monday 30 December 2014 11:24

...Dammit, misread the comment and here's an edited, useless comment. Let's play a game of how many thumb downs it can get.

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