Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine...

By hdat - 11/6/2009 17:51 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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By _Skies | 0

#294665 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

By swirlsofhoney | 0

#294640 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good

just not that good...

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By mattiscool | 0

#294634 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:28

lol. oh and btw first :)

By Zer0de | 0

#294639 - Thursday 11 June 2009 23:28

Double post my bad.

megashroom | 6

#984887 - Monday 26 April 2010 1:15

This kid's a noob fag.

ronton | 4

#1049128 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:47

fat!!!

duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1106635 - Sunday 18 July 2010 18:12

fake and gay

NoahStaz | 3

#2259516 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:39

Whats your problem Douchèbag

RobinKCS | 9

#3258595 - Thursday 8 September 2011 21:18

What does OP mean?

Vociferouslife | 4

#4456598 - Saturday 19 May 2012 20:24

I don't think this is FML worthy. Honestly, there are many foods that release the same endorphins many would receive from light sexual activity. I think this could have been a LOT weirder. As is, I hope you continue to have those awesome dreams!