By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
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_Skies 0
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Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

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swirlsofhoney 0
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hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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mattiscool 0
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lol. oh and btw first :)

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Zer0de 0

Double post my bad.

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megashroom 6
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This kid's a noob fag.

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NoahStaz 3

Whats your problem Douchèbag

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RobinKCS 9

What does OP mean?

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Vociferouslife 4

I don't think this is FML worthy. Honestly, there are many foods that release the same endorphins many would receive from light sexual activity. I think this could have been a LOT weirder. As is, I hope you continue to have those awesome dreams!

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Link5794 18

Odorless Poison

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iBiteRoses 22

That was awesome.

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swirlsofhoney 0
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hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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iLucid 0
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Freegasm...

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i_love_germany 0
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more like foodgasm

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mangoboy1 19

I guess she just has a food fetish

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omglyktotally78 0
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Similar to the FML about a guy having a sexual dream about bacon.....please come up with something more original

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TurtleGenius 0

Did it taste good?

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_Skies 0
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Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

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mybabaygirl 0

Your hot. Js

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cooldude95 0
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And I thought I dreamt about weird things. I'm joking, but FYL. Hope no one saw?

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Zer0de 0

God Dang it! FML messed up my post.

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NoneOfTheAbove 0
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Well if it tasted good whats the shame?

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fkcyl 0

#4 so true. Whats up with guys touching themselves. thats what hookers are for..

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loludeserveit 0

I guess you AND #4 failed to notice the pink female symbol, huh?

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DragonDude 24
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...Dammit, misread the comment and here's an edited, useless comment. Let's play a game of how many thumb downs it can get.

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