Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
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mattiscool
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lol. oh and btw first :)
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Zer0de
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Double post my bad.
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megashroom
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This kid's a noob fag.
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ronton
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fat!!!
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duke_nukem_25299
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fake and gay
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NoahStaz
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Whats your problem Douchèbag
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RobinKCS
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What does OP mean?
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Vociferouslife
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I don't think this is FML worthy. Honestly, there are many foods that release the same endorphins many would receive from light sexual activity. I think this could have been a LOT weirder. As is, I hope you continue to have those awesome dreams!
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Link5794
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Odorless Poison
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iBiteRoses
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That was awesome.
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swirlsofhoney
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hey vending machine food is good
just not that good...
just not that good...
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iLucid
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Freegasm...
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i_love_germany
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more like foodgasm
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mangoboy1
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I guess she just has a food fetish
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omglyktotally78
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Similar to the FML about a guy having a sexual dream about bacon.....please come up with something more original
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TurtleGenius
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Did it taste good?
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_Skies
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Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?
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mybabaygirl
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Your hot. Js
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cooldude95
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And I thought I dreamt about weird things.
I'm joking, but FYL. Hope no one saw?
I'm joking, but FYL. Hope no one saw?
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Zer0de
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God Dang it! FML messed up my post.
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NoneOfTheAbove
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Well if it tasted good whats the shame?
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fkcyl
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#4 so true. Whats up with guys touching themselves. thats what hookers are for..
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loludeserveit
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I guess you AND #4 failed to notice the pink female symbol, huh?
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DragonDude
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...Dammit, misread the comment and here's an edited, useless comment. Let's play a game of how many thumb downs it can get.
just not that good...