By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 381
You deserved it 3 667

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Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

HowAreYouToday 34

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

He's sure displeased her here

Like that one guy from Of Mice and Men with his glove filled with Vaseline. Eww...

Fuck! Your comment and picture number 1-.- I thought you were holding a dildo -,-

Oh, you mean Curly!? Lol!

I really like this comment, but don't want to change the number of like from 69...

What girl wouldnt want a cowboy?

cowboys are hot ;) Start acting like a cowgirl and see how he reacts

Many girls don't like them.. Anyways, OP can act like a Jamaican girl until he chooses to change.

And what the fuck is wrong with Jamaican girls?

Just like some people don't want to live with an old-timey cowboy, others wouldn't want to live with a stereotypical Jamaican girl. I personally don't think I could. I can't stand the accent.

A lot of girls wouldn't want a cowboy... after they can only ride for 8 seconds

They're horn dogs that don't last and only think of themselves.

Screw it! If he's a hot cowboy go with it! Cowboys can be hot as hell!!:)

86-I think it's clear that he isn't a hot cowboy.

He's taking the phrase "ride 'em cowboy" to a whole new level.

Cold boots?

There's a snake in her boot!

yup he wants out

I agree with 80 here. Seems like he's looking for a way out.

yeah i agree, he's trying to get out of marriage

It's a stage, my mom tells me that my dad did the same thing right before I was born. He even started riding bulls at a local place. But after a little while he realized that he is definitely not a cowboy.

I want to find this funny but you carried the joke on for too long.

It wasn't a joke. It was a story. -.-

54- You make a slice of toast look intelligent. Joke short enough for you?

Or golden shower...

I'm actually a broadcasting student so you're right on the money with the whole not curing cancer thing.

What girl wouldn't want a cowboy? After all, he could ride you like a champ.

"Yee-haw! What a buck!"

8 seconds and he'll use spurs? Ok, maybe I see why she's upset.

Hold tight with a leather fist!

Watch out when she starts to twist!

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

Your picture of Timmy's dad fits perfectly with your comment!

As is riding the dog like a horse. Luckily, you have your smart phone with an etrade app. :)

I agree with your profile and your photo.... Plus I'm a huge fan of the show. Just watched sunday's latest show last night, whoa! If you are a shoe girl check on eBay for Iron fist zombie stompers, so awesome I had to have a pair!

66 -- Pardon my obvious idiocy, but what in fuck's name are you talking about?

NObooooodddyyy knoooows.

103- they're talking about The Walking Dead, as gracehi's picture is of one of the characters (Daryl). But yes, it was phrased rather abruptly.

You should of saw the signs, now you're thinking to yourself why you let him practise riding you. Of course he'd be obsessed now if you suddenly stopped after three months :3

Should have* Practice*

But actually, he was write about 'practise'. PractiCe = noun, practiSE = verb.

And finally, at myself, *right. Major fail right there, but then I was thinking about him writing it lol...

Don't have a cow over it, I'm sure he's just horsing around.

Lasso stupid that you're letting this get in the way of your marriage, OP

I'd say it's a spur of the moment thing, but of he keeps it up you should give him the boot!

Better you know now than after the wedding. Decide if his is a behavior trait you can live with.