By blackntangirl - 18/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 400
You deserved it 14 003

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bob1124 0

So what did you expect? To fall in love and live happily ever after?

fxdxhk90 0

There are way too many fmls about drunk sex.


Suffertree 0

Dear OP, For the love of God..How ******* stupid are YOU. ONE. You don't want to be called ugly, TRY NOT BEING A SLUT. TWO. YDI if you're that ugly.

I love how people emphasize the idea of a one night stand as being a "sexy encounter" yet when people actually do it, especially women, they get called *****. It's funny to me too that people watch ****, which is two total strangers usually having the dirtiest, weirdest sex possible and they get off on it... I'm sorry OP for your rotten turn of luck. I don't think you're a ****, you're just human.

Darling_Cherry 5

I don't think you're a ****...if I were in your position when you were in bed with the guy, as soon as he said that, I would have started scratching like crazy at my vag and asked him if he had a crab comb.

soldierswife 0


LMAO! Great answer!

Icalasari 0

>.> Why did they remove the damn report button? Thumb system is nice and all, but come on, that is less to report something and more to rate the comment >.>

americayay 0

Okay. So define ****. Because apparently NO ONE on FML is a ****. I agree that's it's a nasty thing to say about people and I'm not calling OP one, because I don't know the circumstances of her encounter. But many people on here are defending what THEY think is a girl having sex with a stranger as not being slutty. But if this is a term you choose to throw around (I personally don't use it often, especially about people I DON'T KNOW), then about WHAT would you use it? OP: I don't think he was necessarily calling you ugly. He could've just been referring to the fact that he slept with someone he (I assume) didn't know all that well and the fact that that is not phycologically, socially, or physically healthy, in which case, he should lay off the beer.

Isn't the classic definition of a "****" a girl that's "commited" to one guy but is sleeping around with other guys? That to me is a ****. If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen the word tossed around to describe a *single* woman having sex with a random guy, or even their own boyfriend, I wouldn't be on this site because I'd be in the tropics.

Darling_Cherry 5

Slut –noun 1. a dirty, slovenly woman. 2. an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute. I don't like judging people...I try at least, to not do so. The first thing I noticed when I posted my first comment was that a lot of people were straight out calling her names. Who the heck are they to judge the situation? Also, maybe there's a lot of information missing about what occurred the day she made the decision to go home with this dude. What if this was the man of her dreams who she's secretly been in love with for years and she made a good/bad judgment call because she too, was impaired?

96- Maybe you shoulda looked that one up before you said anything. OP- Hey, look on the bright side; at least you're not a virgin anymore! ;)

I agree with 96 but you should do it with someone you love. Just sayin

cassiie_fml 0

he is an asshole

But... Wait... How the... But you're not... Yet you say... Space-time continuum... Wha!?

dcfan44 0


boundforglorywt 0

shit happens

bob1124 0

So what did you expect? To fall in love and live happily ever after?

dcfan44 0

wats wrong with a 1 night stand ?

babybarb 0

YDI for sleeping with some guy you're not dating - ****.

Shadow_Sniper 0

#5 Lol. #7 A girl who sleeps with a guy she isn't dating does not classify her as a ****. Grow up.

If that doesn't define a ****, then what does? I'd agree though that a woman has the right to be as slutty as she wants.

whitneyyy 0

Y.D for having meaningless sex He just used you but you used him too.

YDI for being ugly

Racist..?? Where'd that come from?

But you don't even know what race the guy was!?!?! Where did you even come up with racist? You may want to have your brain checked, sounds like a tumor. Now I'm worried about you.

Black and Tan is a drink made from a blend of pale ale and a dark beer such as a stout or porter. Sometimes a pale lager is used instead of ale; this is more usually called a half and half. Contrary to popular belief, however, Black and Tan is not a drink commonly consumed in Ireland. Indeed the drink has image problems in parts of Ireland and elsewhere due to the association with the Royal Irish Constabulary Reserve Force which was sent into Ireland by British Secretary of State for War Winston Churchill during the Lloyd George premiership in the early 1920s and nicknamed the Black and Tans. But you could also be right... I'm just sayin'. There might be a chance that the guy was racist, but you don't know for sure. It could also just be she's not his type of woman, or he could not even be into women maybe.

BLACK AND TAN! that was shawn's and gus's name in psych when they pretended to be models. gus is black. shawn is white. guess who was black? shawn. love that show...

mandapanda93 0

YDI for not even knowing the guy ur sleepin with