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By YouWish - United States - Mount Pleasant
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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By  Welshite  |  39

Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

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By  Welshite  |  39

Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

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  Tripartita  |  44

Wait, is that what you were doing when you were crouched over that body before I picked you up for our date? You told me you found him like that! You said you called the police! I'm starting to get really nerv—oh, hold on; there's an odd sound coming from my bathroom…

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By  forsook  |  12

Gotta say, originally I was thinking "oh, what an unfortunate incident, hopefully you can explain!", but then I saw your username and kinda think you deserve it. Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but you're not in a place to be so snobby here.

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