Love: Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective...

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Paula - 24/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to work when I noticed a cute guy ahead of me. He turned into every single street that I needed to take, and I started to worry he might think I was following him. Just as I was about to overtake him and prove I wasn't a creep, he turned into the building where I work. He's the new intern. Now I have to avoid eye contact for the rest of my life. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:19

Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

BlackHawkSavior 28

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:12

The only solution now is to really stalk him

Comments

WCARlover 34

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:03

Haha your username. Screw him, OP. Oh wait...

Medieval_Unicorn 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:05

(☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞

Tb2806 3

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:08

It just so happened to be his building? That'a not very plausible.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 18 September 2016 7:26

There are these things known as "coincidences".

popaulina 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:09

Does it matter what he thinks if he was just a one night stand?

BlackHawkSavior 28

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:12

The only solution now is to really stalk him

Googolman 29

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:15

Who cares what he thinks? Chances are you're not gonna run into him again and he'll calm down.

Welshite 39

Sunday 18 September 2016 1:19

Tripartita 44

Sunday 18 September 2016 2:11

Wait, is that what you were doing when you were crouched over that body before I picked you up for our date? You told me you found him like that! You said you called the police! I'm starting to get really nerv—oh, hold on; there's an odd sound coming from my bathroom…

shortea09 4

Tuesday 20 September 2016 10:06

??? You're crafty asf with those words!

forsook 12

Sunday 18 September 2016 2:55

Gotta say, originally I was thinking "oh, what an unfortunate incident, hopefully you can explain!", but then I saw your username and kinda think you deserve it. Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but you're not in a place to be so snobby here.