FML : Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night...

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By YouWish - / Thursday 25 August 2016 03:57 / United States - Mount Pleasant

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By Welshite | 39

#6691295 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:19

Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

By BlackHawkSavior | 28

#6691292 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:12

The only solution now is to really stalk him

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By WCARlover | 34

#6691287 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:03

Haha your username. Screw him, OP. Oh wait...

Medieval_Unicorn | 24

#6691288 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:05

(☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞

By Tb2806 | 3

#6691289 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:08

It just so happened to be his building? That'a not very plausible.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6691481 - Sunday 18 September 2016 7:26

There are these things known as "coincidences".

By popaulina | 8

#6691290 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:09

Does it matter what he thinks if he was just a one night stand?

By BlackHawkSavior | 28

#6691292 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:12

The only solution now is to really stalk him

By Googolman | 28

#6691294 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:15

Who cares what he thinks? Chances are you're not gonna run into him again and he'll calm down.

By Welshite | 39

#6691295 - Sunday 18 September 2016 1:19

Tripartita | 44

#6691315 - Sunday 18 September 2016 2:11

Wait, is that what you were doing when you were crouched over that body before I picked you up for our date? You told me you found him like that! You said you called the police! I'm starting to get really nerv—oh, hold on; there's an odd sound coming from my bathroom…

shortea09 | 4

#6692720 - Tuesday 20 September 2016 10:06

??? You're crafty asf with those words!

By forsook | 12

#6691322 - Sunday 18 September 2016 2:55

Gotta say, originally I was thinking "oh, what an unfortunate incident, hopefully you can explain!", but then I saw your username and kinda think you deserve it. Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but you're not in a place to be so snobby here.