By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Welshite 39
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Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

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BlackHawkSavior 28
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The only solution now is to really stalk him

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WCARlover 34
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Haha your username. Screw him, OP. Oh wait...

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Medieval_Unicorn 24
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(☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞

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Tb2806 3
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It just so happened to be his building? That'a not very plausible.

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Lalala579121 27
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There are these things known as "coincidences".

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popaulina 8
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Does it matter what he thinks if he was just a one night stand?

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BlackHawkSavior 28
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The only solution now is to really stalk him

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Googolman 29
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Who cares what he thinks? Chances are you're not gonna run into him again and he'll calm down.

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Welshite 39
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Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

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Tripartita 44
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Wait, is that what you were doing when you were crouched over that body before I picked you up for our date? You told me you found him like that! You said you called the police! I'm starting to get really nerv—oh, hold on; there's an odd sound coming from my bathroom…

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shortea09 4
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??? You're crafty asf with those words!

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forsook 12
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Gotta say, originally I was thinking "oh, what an unfortunate incident, hopefully you can explain!", but then I saw your username and kinda think you deserve it. Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but you're not in a place to be so snobby here.

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MrGarrett26 11
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stop being promiscuous then:)

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Yourheadache 19

dude shut the fuck up

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Tsukiyomi 16

Next time don't fuck guys in your office you stupid shit

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Nerd14 9

I don't think anybody wishes to be stalked or be would flattered by it, but hey maybe he could be the exception. Who knows?

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