Work and Animals: Today, after three university degrees and a decade of avoiding...

By Patiently Watching - 04/03/2017 20:00

Today, after three university degrees and a decade of avoiding social media in order to make intelligent use of my time online, I discovered that giraffes are addictively mesmerizing. FML

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iamscott 16

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:05

Had you never seen a giraffe before you discovered the Internet?

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:10

Giraffes are cool to watch for like 10 min unless they are fighting. Otherwise they are as boring as the person watching them

iamscott 16

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:05

Had you never seen a giraffe before you discovered the Internet?

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:10

Giraffes are cool to watch for like 10 min unless they are fighting. Otherwise they are as boring as the person watching them

lcupcake 2

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:27

I feel you man, I've spent more time than I'd like to admit watching April the giraffe going about her daily life.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:44

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

k_cummins 21

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Saturday 4 March 2017 21:54

That's quite the assumption

Brightbulb 39

Saturday 4 March 2017 22:50

Same here Icupcake, April can steal your time away like none other. Oh, and before you jump me Jcash, I have an excellent job and work for every cent I have. That doesn't mean we have to miss out on April playing around in our spare time.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 23:35

Your probably the owners kid and he pays you a good salary to just show up and do nothing

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 4 March 2017 20:55

You must feel far superior to those uneducated morons who are addicted to kitten videos. How mundane!

PencilTips 19

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Saturday 4 March 2017 21:10

Maybe his approach is more scientific? Wondering how this artistic piece of evolution came to be, how prominent it is and is a respected animal within its own environment. Unlike those peasants who watch kittens because they want to see furry balls make premature animal noises. Or maybe he just wants to look at a fucking giraffe because spots. Because SPOTS... are so mesmerizing...