Intimacy: Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed...

By seriously - 20/04/2009 23:05 - Canada

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Jonesy666 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:25

Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

michellaneous 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:28

don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!

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Jonesy666 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:25

Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

tiger_master 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:13

srsly what the heck. at least they got him

tatababe 1

Monday 15 August 2011 4:30

Creepy watching teens shake there asses

ohjeez89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ohjeez89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

michellaneous 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:28

don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!

aidan5544 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:53

I still have the videos

JayC42 6

Tuesday 25 March 2014 7:38

What's this 'film' you speak of?

krakenbanana 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 6:54

do you not know how digital cameras work

Hazimius 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:33

I find it hard to believe that a school is so poorly managed that a registered sex offender has managed to get temporary work there...

ffpoisongirl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:33

Your school sounds like a quality establishment. When did it become a way of raising your status to be the first poster on an internet thread, and announce your place as first? Grow up, people; it's JUST an FML thread. There are a couple dozen every day.

infiniheart 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:34

AH! thats freaky...

piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:37

Well at least you know he isn't jacking off to those videos since they would have been confiscated. There's your silver lining (:

cyxx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:38

Oh my gosh that's creepy ... Didn't you guys wonder why he was taking videos though?

lifesuxrealbad 10

Friday 16 May 2014 8:23

He's a sex offender. He probably plays with his fap-stick while watching the video. People can be so disgusting and sick.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 20 September 2014 15:16

They're dancing. Taking video and pictures of dancing is very common.

KeithHarris 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:40

WOW. Who does human resources there? I'm thinking it's a sock puppet or a monkey on crack. Hey btw, I have a buddy who used to be a murderer up until two days ago. He's reformed now and he needs a job. Can he get the number for your school? I heard there's an opening for a Substitute Dance Teacher.