Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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rldostie
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Maybe you're not as straight as you think.
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JessieMongoose
| 11
LMAO.
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JessieMongoose
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LMAO.
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nathan5
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i second that
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starile
| 19
Who the hell WOULDN'T wanna get with the Terminator?
Oh wait. Straight guys.
Oh wait. Straight guys.
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iSitt
| 0
the governor had boobgate a few years ago.
maybe you could grow some moobs.
maybe you could grow some moobs.
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zkchild
| 0
Sounds like you would like to get marked for termination.
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brianjman14
| 22
Well, I had a dream last night where I got it good from Ganondorf. Is that weird, too?
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slatter
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I'm sorry but arnie is like Demi-god, he's so manly that this is actually the straightest dream you can have
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ShadyFTW1
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Doin it with a robot isn't gay, just weird
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AgeOfAquariusss
| 7
I had a dream about Hugh Jackman once... then again, I'm a straight female, which makes it an LML :D
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luvyah
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Ummmmmmm no wonder no 1 else commented. T-T
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sloppyflow
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the problem is. was the Arnold in his dream the good young ripped Arnold or the old saggy Arnold. :S
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KennKenn
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"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky girl"
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MRiKiCCS
| 0
^ lol.. or a fag dreaming about guys... lol
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FailVader
| 0
He'll be back.
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ericownz101
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95- american pie 2 ftw (;
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KennKenn
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It's also in AP1, isn't it?
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ledgehanger
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58 I have dreams were I give it good to Zelda
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PopRocks14
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I love your description on your info :D
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alfakennybody
| 10
Ur as straight as a bendy straw
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king4209
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he's from Germany!!!!lmao
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swimmerstud
| 7
you're wrong. he's from Austria
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Zebidee
| 8
It didn't occur to you to even check that first?
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im_wilder
| 0
couldn't you atleast google it? or do you got an IQ of a crackhead? :P
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AllStarHockey
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he's from Austria lol fail..
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
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rldostie
| 19
Maybe you're not as straight as you think.
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bebacklater
| 0
agreed :)
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zna_fml
| 0
dido!!
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oliver86
| 8
dildo maybe?
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ItalianChaos
| 14
This FML sounds like the beginning of a cliche yaoi.
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TerrorDollie
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XD Lol!
A dream is a wish!
If you think you "had it good" with him them maybe you should reconsider your sexuality.
A dream is a wish!
If you think you "had it good" with him them maybe you should reconsider your sexuality.
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Bloxygen
| 0
it is not necessarily a wish it could be a fear, because ur sub conscious deals with both.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
If it was a fear, would he think he "got it good"?
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
To get it good doesn't always mean it was good. In this FML he was probably stating he was fucked good and hard/proper/fast/deep/etc...? Take your pick
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bizarre_ftw
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Btw, a dream is a wish? Then what's with nightmares?
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DoomSkuller
| 28
Nightmares are the fears
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SamSayzRAWRZ
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Umm YDI for creeping me out O___O
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IVANTTOCOME
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"I'll be back" to take your ass "to the chopper"
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xFalzz
| 0
You can also say that his ass got terminated and has no hope for salvation.
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DearlyBeloved20
| 3
XD That's Hilarious
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awesomenick100
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lmao fallz is a bigger win
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MooMofo
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Lmao
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alexandrox
| 0
lol nice
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ericownz101
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was he your "new kindergarden teacher"?
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DaWong
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hahaha that's hot :)
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ultimatum946
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4- he is austrian -___-
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jcforbes
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Fail. He's from Thal, Austria. He was even in the Austrian Army.
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TheBarnacle
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you are a guy all right. not sure about the other.