By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 11:23 - Sweden

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Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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rldostie 19

Maybe you're not as straight as you think.

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starile 19

Who the hell WOULDN'T wanna get with the Terminator? Oh wait. Straight guys.

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iSitt 0

the governor had boobgate a few years ago. maybe you could grow some moobs.

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zkchild 0

Sounds like you would like to get marked for termination.

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brianjman14 22

Well, I had a dream last night where I got it good from Ganondorf. Is that weird, too?

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slatter 1

I'm sorry but arnie is like Demi-god, he's so manly that this is actually the straightest dream you can have

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ShadyFTW1 0

Doin it with a robot isn't gay, just weird

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AgeOfAquariusss 7

I had a dream about Hugh Jackman once... then again, I'm a straight female, which makes it an LML :D

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luvyah 0

Ummmmmmm no wonder no 1 else commented. T-T

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sloppyflow 1

the problem is. was the Arnold in his dream the good young ripped Arnold or the old saggy Arnold. :S

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KennKenn 0

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky girl"

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MRiKiCCS 0

^ lol.. or a fag dreaming about guys... lol

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KennKenn 0

It's also in AP1, isn't it?

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ledgehanger 0

58 I have dreams were I give it good to Zelda

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PopRocks14 0

I love your description on your info :D

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king4209 0

he's from Germany!!!!lmao

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Zebidee 8

It didn't occur to you to even check that first?

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im_wilder 0

couldn't you atleast google it? or do you got an IQ of a crackhead? :P

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

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TerrorDollie 0

XD Lol! A dream is a wish! If you think you "had it good" with him them maybe you should reconsider your sexuality.

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Bloxygen 0

it is not necessarily a wish it could be a fear, because ur sub conscious deals with both.

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RedPillSucks 31

If it was a fear, would he think he "got it good"?

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bizarre_ftw 21

To get it good doesn't always mean it was good. In this FML he was probably stating he was ****** good and hard/proper/fast/deep/etc...? Take your pick

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bizarre_ftw 21

Btw, a dream is a wish? Then what's with nightmares?

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IVANTTOCOME 0

"I'll be back" to take your ass "to the chopper"

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xFalzz 0

You can also say that his ass got terminated and has no hope for salvation.

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DearlyBeloved20 3

XD That's Hilarious

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ericownz101 0

was he your "new kindergarden teacher"?

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jcforbes 4

Fail. He's from Thal, Austria. He was even in the Austrian Army.

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TheBarnacle 4

you are a guy all right. not sure about the other.

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