FML : Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious...

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Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 December 2010 11:23 / Sweden

Intimacy

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By rldostie | 19

#1793286 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:22

Maybe you're not as straight as you think.

By JessieMongoose | 11

#1793279 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:20

LMAO.

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By JessieMongoose | 11

#1793279 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:20

LMAO.

nathan5 | 0

#1793282 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:21

i second that

starile | 19

#1793362 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:38

Who the hell WOULDN'T wanna get with the Terminator?

Oh wait. Straight guys.

iSitt | 0

#1793630 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:01

the governor had boobgate a few years ago.
maybe you could grow some moobs.

zkchild | 0

#1793687 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:16

Sounds like you would like to get marked for termination.

brianjman14 | 22

#1793816 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:57

Well, I had a dream last night where I got it good from Ganondorf. Is that weird, too?

slatter | 0

#1793898 - Saturday 4 December 2010 22:26

I'm sorry but arnie is like Demi-god, he's so manly that this is actually the straightest dream you can have

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1793918 - Saturday 4 December 2010 22:38

Doin it with a robot isn't gay, just weird

AgeOfAquariusss | 7

#1793986 - Saturday 4 December 2010 23:29

I had a dream about Hugh Jackman once... then again, I'm a straight female, which makes it an LML :D

luvyah | 0

#1794474 - Sunday 5 December 2010 2:31

Ummmmmmm no wonder no 1 else commented. T-T

sloppyflow | 1

#1795904 - Sunday 5 December 2010 7:13

the problem is. was the Arnold in his dream the good young ripped Arnold or the old saggy Arnold. :S

KennKenn | 0

#1795914 - Sunday 5 December 2010 7:23

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky girl"

MRiKiCCS | 0

#1796432 - Sunday 5 December 2010 9:51

^ lol.. or a fag dreaming about guys... lol

FailVader | 0

#1800858 - Monday 6 December 2010 5:44

He'll be back.

ericownz101 | 0

#1801195 - Monday 6 December 2010 7:54

95- american pie 2 ftw (;

KennKenn | 0

#1802227 - Monday 6 December 2010 14:18

It's also in AP1, isn't it?

ledgehanger | 0

#1820164 - Thursday 9 December 2010 18:38

58 I have dreams were I give it good to Zelda

PopRocks14 | 0

#3030556 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:13

I love your description on your info :D

alfakennybody | 10

#5307872 - Friday 4 January 2013 4:13

Ur as straight as a bendy straw

By king4209 | 0

#1793284 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:22

he's from Germany!!!!lmao

swimmerstud | 7

#1793470 - Saturday 4 December 2010 20:13

you're wrong. he's from Austria

Zebidee | 8

#1793624 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:00

It didn't occur to you to even check that first?

im_wilder | 0

#1793812 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:56

couldn't you atleast google it? or do you got an IQ of a crackhead? :P

AllStarHockey | 0

#1796558 - Sunday 5 December 2010 10:23

he's from Austria lol fail..

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6227554 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 11:29

Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

By rldostie | 19

#1793286 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:22

Maybe you're not as straight as you think.

bebacklater | 0

#1796537 - Sunday 5 December 2010 10:18

agreed :)

zna_fml | 0

#1800579 - Monday 6 December 2010 4:03

dido!!

oliver86 | 8

#1801632 - Monday 6 December 2010 10:52

dildo maybe?

ItalianChaos | 14

#5799685 - Saturday 21 December 2013 3:55

This FML sounds like the beginning of a cliche yaoi.

By TerrorDollie | 0

#1793311 - Saturday 4 December 2010 19:26

XD Lol!
A dream is a wish!
If you think you "had it good" with him them maybe you should reconsider your sexuality.

Bloxygen | 0

#1796951 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:46

it is not necessarily a wish it could be a fear, because ur sub conscious deals with both.

RedPillSucks | 31

#1800585 - Monday 6 December 2010 4:04

If it was a fear, would he think he "got it good"?

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3410910 - Monday 10 October 2011 1:17

To get it good doesn't always mean it was good. In this FML he was probably stating he was fucked good and hard/proper/fast/deep/etc...? Take your pick