Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
surferdude15 0
like asher roth sang it in i love college "yeah ive learned some rules like don't pass out with your shoes on"
karmennn 0
good advice. haha
nooneknowsmyname 0
ahhh thats horrible >_< jerk friends D:
the_boss_fml 0
hahahahaha that sucks. YDI for passing out with ur shoes on obviously none of you guys have been to a decent party if you dont know the dont pass out with the shoes on rule.
shananigans 0
Haha #2 I thought the same thing- "What's the relevance of your shoes being on?" LOL Not really sure what the FYL is though, unless people saw your face.
that_guy321 2
the shoes matter cause they most likely were stolen but fyl, sharpie stays on for a while unless you get it off right away.
invisibledamage 2
What does having your shoes on have to do with it????????????????
ST33LE 0
The shoes remark is an 'I love college' reference noobs ;p
ernodea 0
no that part of the song is a reference to party rules noob
erikaa916 0
174, win.
hanamama 0
How many constellations could they make on your face?
Munkee 6
Well what kind of shape did they come up with?
mixedcalibaby 0
Rudeness! Lol FYL now get your friends back!