Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
youfailatlife 0
YDI for having that many pimples. Basic hygiene isn't hard. :)
KiraElayne_ 1
Sometimes acne wash makes it worse. I know if I wash my face with acne fighting stuff in it I get more pimples than usual
washburn_fml 0
@20: don't pass out with your shoes on has been around wayyy before that tool asher roth.
Rekabeck 7
Eww... what was the picture? :)
redbluegreen 41
Haha, yay you for having bad enough acne to connect the dots and still going out - I know people who are too shy to even leave their room to go to school when they break out, let alone party. But YDI for being smashed and not expecting someone to prank you. What picture did it turn out to be?
24788 7
RULE ONE - Never pass out first.
liltinydancer45 0
hahaha this is hilarious.
dlogan93 0
what do shoes have to do with anything?? unless you're gay and are referencing that gay-ass Asher Roth.
tick_tock 0
Okay if the shoe bit was an Asher Roth reference than this really is a FML because you are just that ******* lame.
cae0n 0
Asher Roth didn't make that fag gtfo
randizzle6 0
Agreed with 24 - The don't pass out with your shoes on rule has been around for MUCH longer than Asher Roth. Get with the program, people. ;-)
Callyn 47
Your fault. Don't pass out first and DEFINITELY don't pass out with your shoes on. Passing out with your shoes on is (and always has been, well before that terrible song) permission to screw with you.