By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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namine120409 42
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"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."

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17031990 20
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Incest... A game the whole family can play!

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SideOfTheAngels 23
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This is wrong on so many levels. I hope you don't take it too harshly.

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Unixxxion 22
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how not to father 101...

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17031990 20
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Incest... A game the whole family can play!

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ycrem0n 21
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Incest is best, put your daughter on the test.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

it's gross

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Jclan_91419 17
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Incest? More like Family Funtime

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GodPart2 20
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Time to call social services!

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TSDerandel 21
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That is pret-ty weird. He meant well, but still.

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DaDezza244 31
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Sorry, what was the point of that hyphen? Am I missing something?

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pastel_fml 18
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I believe the hyphen is just to show how she's pronouncing the word "pretty". I suppose it's a bit hard to explain, but it's like exaggerating the "pret" part, then "ty".

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WhatsYOURname6 25
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I hope to god he wasn't saying anything really sexual! :/

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Markovski 18
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Either he is a creep, lying. Or he has no sense of dadship.

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fakedsincerity 32
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"dadship" what an excellent word.

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xChaos 29

He has no merit for "dadship".

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namine120409 42
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"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."

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WCARlover 34
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First comment to make me lol in a while..well played

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RainTears 15
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I will never understand why people don't block their stalkers immediantly....or at least change their number

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nityasomaiya 46

'LOL' 'Love you too honey'

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EclipseCandy6 24
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There's a difference between "someone liking you" and "someone creepily stalking you online" but I bet in real life it was a bit sweeter of him than how you put it though

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abNormal62 23
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Family meeting time? Boundaries need to be set And a spotlight on dad's actions needs to occur to clear the air or to put him on notice

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flyingmind_fml 17
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i hope u didn't blame him on that he just wanted his daughter to b happy

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AllSoul 23
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There are different and better ways to make your daughter happy.

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Aimeejasmine 15
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OP said 'creepy' messages, clearly implying they weren't flattering or kind, not to mention he practically told OP they were undesirable; he is completely in the wrong.

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