FML : Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone...

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2015 20:42 / United States - Boulder

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By namine120409 | 37

#6246599 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:21

"I'm blocking you, creep"
"Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."

By 17031990 | 20

#6246585 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Incest... A game the whole family can play!

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By SideOfTheAngels | 23

#6246583 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

This is wrong on so many levels. I hope you don't take it too harshly.

Unixxxion | 22

#6246760 - Sunday 29 March 2015 16:55

how not to father 101...

By 17031990 | 20

#6246585 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Incest... A game the whole family can play!

ycrem0n | 20

#6246597 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:19

Incest is best, put your daughter on the test.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6247089 - Sunday 29 March 2015 23:26

it's gross

17031990 | 20

#6247195 - Monday 30 March 2015 1:19

No shit!

Jclan_91419 | 17

#6248305 - Tuesday 31 March 2015 7:28

Incest? More like Family Funtime

By GodPart2 | 20

#6246586 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Time to call social services!

By TSDerandel | 21

#6246589 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:15

That is pret-ty weird. He meant well, but still.

DaDezza244 | 31

#6246781 - Sunday 29 March 2015 17:19

Sorry, what was the point of that hyphen? Am I missing something?

pastel_fml | 18

#6246786 - Sunday 29 March 2015 17:33

I believe the hyphen is just to show how she's pronouncing the word "pretty". I suppose it's a bit hard to explain, but it's like exaggerating the "pret" part, then "ty".

ironmany_fml | 23

#6247988 - Monday 30 March 2015 22:11

but why?

By WhatsYOURname6 | 21

#6246592 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:17

I hope to god he wasn't saying anything really sexual! :/

By Markovski | 18

#6246598 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:19

Either he is a creep, lying.
Or he has no sense of dadship.

fakedsincerity | 32

#6246668 - Sunday 29 March 2015 15:03

"dadship" what an excellent word.

xChaos | 29

#6246702 - Sunday 29 March 2015 16:02

He has no merit for "dadship".

By namine120409 | 37

#6246599 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:21

"I'm blocking you, creep"
"Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."

WCARlover | 34

#6246641 - Sunday 29 March 2015 14:21

First comment to make me lol in a while..well played

RainTears | 15

#6246769 - Sunday 29 March 2015 17:09

I will never understand why people don't block their stalkers immediantly....or at least change their number

nityasomaiya | 46

#6246817 - Sunday 29 March 2015 18:30

'LOL'
'Love you too honey'

By EclipseCandy6 | 24

#6246604 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:26

There's a difference between "someone liking you" and "someone creepily stalking you online" but I bet in real life it was a bit sweeter of him than how you put it though

By abNormal62 | 23

#6246605 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:27

Family meeting time?
Boundaries need to be set
And a spotlight on dad's actions needs to occur to clear the air or to put him on notice

By flyingmind_fml | 17

#6246606 - Sunday 29 March 2015 13:31

i hope u didn't blame him on that he just wanted his daughter to b happy

AllSoul | 23

#6246634 - Sunday 29 March 2015 14:14

There are different and better ways to make your daughter happy.

Aimeejasmine | 15

#6247108 - Sunday 29 March 2015 23:55

OP said 'creepy' messages, clearly implying they weren't flattering or kind, not to mention he practically told OP they were undesirable; he is completely in the wrong.